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by FDAXHunter
March 14th, 2004, 8:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hedge fund adventure
Replies: 59
Views: 193396

Hedge fund adventure

One word: LOLWait, that's actually three words. How about: ROFL... ah darn, that's four. Okay, I'll settle for: Muhahahhaha
by FDAXHunter
March 3rd, 2004, 7:37 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Cat's own Movie! (No, not Weber's, DAX!)
Replies: 9
Views: 189355

The Cat's own Movie! (No, not Weber's, DAX!)

quadrature... you're hopeless. Go back to sleep.
by FDAXHunter
March 3rd, 2004, 7:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Cat's own Movie! (No, not Weber's, DAX!)
Replies: 9
Views: 189355

The Cat's own Movie! (No, not Weber's, DAX!)

Just for the record... that fat ugly thing ain't me.You are right MonkeyA, that looks absolutely horrible. I have no idea what could have possessed Jim Davis to do this.
by FDAXHunter
February 27th, 2004, 11:13 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Who's the biggest idiot ever on this forum?
Replies: 41
Views: 191507

Who's the biggest idiot ever on this forum?

<t>jtipp, relax. Try to translate Kharnaks functional form into plain English... here I'll help you:Kharnak said: You are a cunt.Then you said: Me? Why am I a cunt? Give me some examples of where I have been a cunt!Then Kharnak said: See, you just acted like one.Then you said: Why?!! Why am I a cunt...
by FDAXHunter
February 27th, 2004, 10:21 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Who's the biggest idiot ever on this forum?
Replies: 41
Views: 191507

Who's the biggest idiot ever on this forum?

You just gave an example of Property g, my dear jtipp.
by FDAXHunter
February 27th, 2004, 9:49 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Who's the biggest idiot ever on this forum?
Replies: 41
Views: 191507

Who's the biggest idiot ever on this forum?

I vote for mikebell. Why? Because I have not heard that man (or goat, troll, donkey, whatever he is) say a single thing that would give me reason to assign him an IQ over 25. That, and the fact that he is rude to his mother.
by FDAXHunter
February 26th, 2004, 11:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ok, so who is real?
Replies: 160
Views: 195857

Ok, so who is real?

<t>Allright my man RFMontraz... music please. I once new a geezer named Bell, first name Mike,his mother was ugly, like a goat she did look like,240 pounds, body hair, not tits and she was a dyke,Upon his birth, the nurses went on strike:Telling the doctors, "Doc, you've got to kill it, it's a freak...
by FDAXHunter
February 26th, 2004, 10:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ok, so who is real?
Replies: 160
Views: 195857

Ok, so who is real?

<t>Mikebell, amongst other people, is one of the main reasons this forum has come to such a dilapidated state.I/we/the Matrix fully concur with monkeyA.MikeBella) droolsb) is obviously afflicted by Alzheimers diseasec) is a perfect example that no matter how stupid you are, you can still get into Ha...
by FDAXHunter
February 25th, 2004, 5:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ok, so who is real?
Replies: 160
Views: 195857

Ok, so who is real?

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: mikebellQuoteOriginally posted by: FDAXHunterQuoteOriginally posted by: mikebellI am Nonius persona #231. Serial number A133737311.We are the Nonius. Resistance is futile. You will be brainwashed.Definitely not! Hell would freeze over before we would imitate some loser ...
by FDAXHunter
February 25th, 2004, 4:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ok, so who is real?
Replies: 160
Views: 195857

Ok, so who is real?

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: mikebellI am Nonius persona #231. Serial number A133737311.We are the Nonius. Resistance is futile. You will be brainwashed.Definitely not! Hell would freeze over before we would imitate some loser from Harvard who's only contribution to the world consists of repeating ...
by FDAXHunter
January 21st, 2004, 10:54 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Fuck you Paul and the parabolic PDE horse you rode in on.
Replies: 61
Views: 194215

Fuck you Paul and the parabolic PDE horse you rode in on.

<t>Nonius, I need your mad turntable skillz one last time.Yo, going out to the crowd, check it out,this used to be a great place to hang about,Talk with others from the same profession,joke over PDE's and live out one's obssession,How do I handle my non-linear regression?Though lately I find only bu...
by FDAXHunter
January 21st, 2004, 8:59 am
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Index correlation
Replies: 2
Views: 189966

Index correlation

Use the fucking search functionality you moron
by FDAXHunter
January 20th, 2004, 3:54 pm
Forum: Careers Forum
Topic: Masters
Replies: 7
Views: 189858

Masters

Yes. I am your Master.Uh... sorry... I thought this thread was about me. Apologies. Please continue.
by FDAXHunter
January 19th, 2004, 6:26 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: LINUX 64
Replies: 11
Views: 189830

LINUX 64

If you are doing that then I don't really see how you could do anything but a G5.Faster, cheaper, UNIX, more scalable.... what more do you want?
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