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by Mela
December 2nd, 2003, 9:12 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: se**al innuendos, flirt lines and other techniques to snare honey bunnys
Replies: 52
Views: 191651

se**al innuendos, flirt lines and other techniques to snare honey bunnys

The trap isn't even set. And there's no bait!! Not a very efficient way of catching yasie!
by Mela
November 28th, 2003, 2:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Yellow?
Replies: 23
Views: 190234

Yellow?

QuoteOriginally posted by: GBJA. Cause he's a c*nt....sorry, last two days with this firm before a long holiday, been drinking at lunch too.Here's a nice one with no bad language incorporated:Q. Why do elephants have big ears?Not taking the bait this time...
by Mela
November 28th, 2003, 2:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Yellow?
Replies: 23
Views: 190234

Yellow?

OK, I'll take the bait: "I don't know. Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it?"
by Mela
November 27th, 2003, 8:58 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do fish commit suicide?
Replies: 23
Views: 190734

Do fish commit suicide?

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnamy guess is the fish comitted suicide from boredom. she must have read mela's posts on wilmott.You only have to ask and I'll shut up...
by Mela
November 26th, 2003, 12:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do fish commit suicide?
Replies: 23
Views: 190734

Do fish commit suicide?

QuoteOriginally posted by: FDAXHunterWhy do you keep a fish captive, Mela? For your own amusement? For your own cruel gagreel about Master & Servant? What?All of the above!
by Mela
November 26th, 2003, 12:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do fish commit suicide?
Replies: 23
Views: 190734

Do fish commit suicide?

My fish say very little... They just yawn a lot... I can never get a decent conversation out of them!!
by Mela
November 26th, 2003, 12:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do fish commit suicide?
Replies: 23
Views: 190734

Do fish commit suicide?

<t>QuoteOr perhaps the fish felt ostracized by society because his desire to change sexes was misinterpreted as "gay". By far the more plausible suggestion. We already had one fish which we assumed was a male. At least we gave him a 'boy' name. Then we got this new one and gave it a 'girl' name. I d...
by Mela
November 26th, 2003, 11:09 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do fish commit suicide?
Replies: 23
Views: 190734

Do fish commit suicide?

My newly bought fish just jumped out of the bowl, while we were out. It was very distressing!
by Mela
November 25th, 2003, 5:18 pm
Forum: Careers Forum
Topic: CV compilation - any ideas
Replies: 15
Views: 190842

CV compilation - any ideas

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: MattFWhether you agree with putting interets/hobbies down or not, some excellent advice about listing interests on a CV that I read somewhere else: "Don't put reading. The only people who can expect credit for being able to read are six years old."Sorry to disagree, but...
by Mela
November 21st, 2003, 3:07 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: IQ
Replies: 27
Views: 190715

IQ

QuoteOriginally posted by: JohnnyMelaThat is really appalling nerdy. btw, did your sister ever get in touch with Francoise Choay?No, she chickened out! And then she blamed me for not having enough information for her essay! Typical 'younger sister' behaviour, really!
by Mela
November 21st, 2003, 1:22 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: IQ
Replies: 27
Views: 190715

IQ

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: JohnnyA question: why do Mensa call themselves Mensa?Presumably it's supposed to imply some sort of association with "mind", but in Latin this would be mens. As every schoolboy knows, mensa is Latin for "table" ...OK, I'm going to sound really nerdy for knowing this, bu...
by Mela
November 20th, 2003, 4:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Anonymous Moderator?
Replies: 7
Views: 189387

Anonymous Moderator?

QuoteOriginally posted by: rezaI actually like it so far ... please don't tell me the ending if you've read it already I wonder if that cds will get away finallyThe butler did it...
by Mela
November 19th, 2003, 10:24 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: quant 2004 calendar
Replies: 34
Views: 190945

quant 2004 calendar

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille"!
by Mela
November 18th, 2003, 1:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: quant 2004 calendar
Replies: 34
Views: 190945

quant 2004 calendar

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: playerThink I'm gonig to be holding audtions soon so long as there are enough people willing to model, and are photographic material. If anyone wants to share the cost of setting up feel free to volonteerMela, arent you interested??I'm just a lowly trainee - I'm not sur...
by Mela
November 18th, 2003, 1:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: quant 2004 calendar
Replies: 34
Views: 190945

quant 2004 calendar

QuoteOriginally posted by: playerAnyone fancy modelling for this calendar?I would like a copy, please!
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