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by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 3:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes
Replies: 31
Views: 1161

Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

"What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
    Answer: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
    Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but
              they are removable!"


Peler Lax
by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 2:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes
Replies: 31
Views: 1161

Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

"She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate."
by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 1:31 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: General Election 2019
Replies: 375
Views: 9924

Re: General Election 2019

Will the DUP survive (Paul, it could be 8 seats)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 29521.html
by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 11:59 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Peak Life passed
Replies: 80
Views: 7937

Re: Peak Life passed

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 11:54 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: General Election 2019
Replies: 375
Views: 9924

Re: General Election 2019

Enough sword rattling. En garde
by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 11:01 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Peak Life passed
Replies: 80
Views: 7937

Re: Peak Life passed

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by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 9:46 am
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: FIVE years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2023?
Replies: 740
Views: 240789

Re: FIVE years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2023?

Do they only have to remove the foreign software that they paid for?
There the hardware and then there's layered software. Worst case scenario is to rewrite each application from scratch..
by Cuchulainn
December 10th, 2019, 9:41 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Melodic Metal
Replies: 448
Views: 47870

Re: Melodic Metal

"UK going to the dogs"
Yeah, I don't like Fry (I used to watch qi), and Laurie is overrated.
Indeed.
by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 11:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes
Replies: 31
Views: 1161

Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

English humour! Hilarious!  Just kidding.
What do you call a Latin popstar with big nipples?
by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 11:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Melodic Metal
Replies: 448
Views: 47870

Re: Melodic Metal

by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 11:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Melodic Metal
Replies: 448
Views: 47870

Re: Melodic Metal

"UK going to the dogs"
by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 9:58 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: FIVE years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2023?
Replies: 740
Views: 240789

Re: FIVE years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2023?

China tells government offices to remove all foreign computer equipment https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/09/china-tells-government-offices-to-remove-all-foreign-computer-equipment The government directive is likely to be a blow to US multinational companies such as HP, Dell and Microsoft,...
by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 9:29 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: General Election 2019
Replies: 375
Views: 9924

Re: General Election 2019

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to vote tactically. with each and everyone agreeing on that tactic. All that is necessary to spoil a good aphorism is for somebody to add qualifications! Maybe it was a (witty?) riposte (pardon my French) https://2eu.funnyjunk.com/pic...
by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 8:33 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: General Election 2019
Replies: 375
Views: 9924

Re: General Election 2019

  Labour is losing the urban middle class vote, from what I'm seeing around me.
Do they have wood burners?
by Cuchulainn
December 9th, 2019, 8:32 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: General Election 2019
Replies: 375
Views: 9924

Re: General Election 2019

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to vote tactically.
with each and everyone agreeing on that tactic.
Not necessarily.
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