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by fulmerspot
March 7th, 2018, 2:56 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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All home made, we make up batches and freeze in little trays like ice cube trays.
by fulmerspot
March 7th, 2018, 1:23 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Julian Light Lunch.jpg
Feeding time at the zoo .. red cabbage and apple puree
by fulmerspot
December 14th, 2017, 12:50 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Coming up to Julian's 1st Christmas, he may not know much about it but he's still going to get spoilt rotten by family.
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Happy Christmas from Julian!
by fulmerspot
November 22nd, 2017, 9:57 am
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Topic: should people be allowed to self-identify?
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Re: should people be allowed to self-identify?

The poodles do not moult so they need clipping every 8 weeks. I drop them off at the local groomers at 9 am and pick them up 5 hours later! They get washed, clipped, their nails trimmed and anything else that may need doing. at 2 pm I turn up and hand over my credit card. It's about £110 for the tw...
by fulmerspot
November 21st, 2017, 9:38 am
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Topic: should people be allowed to self-identify?
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Re: should people be allowed to self-identify?

We are far too polite to comment. But now the poodle is out of the bag, so to speak, which one is you? And who is your friend? That would be telling, I cannot reveal my true identity without compromising my crime-fighting sideline. Herr KartoffelKopf More importantly, it must cost you an arm and a ...
by fulmerspot
November 20th, 2017, 5:34 pm
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Topic: should people be allowed to self-identify?
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Re: should people be allowed to self-identify?

indeed, but what happens when a pupil identifies as a possum, or a poodle, or an elf? The teacher would get suspended for mis-species-ing (there's probably a term from zoology for that) I've been masquerading as a poodle for several years now and none of you have had an issue with that. Herr Kartof...
by fulmerspot
November 20th, 2017, 11:31 am
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Topic: should people be allowed to self-identify?
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Re: should people be allowed to self-identify?

uk news A teacher has been suspended for referring to a transgender boy as a girl during class “You stupid child!” was good enough for me... indeed, but what happens when a pupil identifies as a possum, or a poodle, or an elf? The teacher would get suspended for mis-species-ing (there's probably a ...
by fulmerspot
November 3rd, 2017, 4:24 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Little Smiling Julian.JPG
Julian says have a good weekend!

Herr KartoffelKopf
by fulmerspot
October 6th, 2017, 4:47 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Look at those eyes, and that jaw!

Careful, papa :D
He's eligible to play rugby for England or Italy! I'd prefer England obviously.
Herr KartoffelKopf
by fulmerspot
October 6th, 2017, 3:19 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Wow, that's a healthy baby. Is he already eating solid food?
No -just completely natural, he'll likely start weaning at about 5-6 months.
He's doing great.
Herr KartoffelKopf
by fulmerspot
October 6th, 2017, 12:57 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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I've got BIGGER!
8 weeks old and 5 /12 Kg (13 lb) - grown out of his moses basket and now in 3-6 month old clothes.
by fulmerspot
August 29th, 2017, 4:38 pm
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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 How is the diaper changing business going? My little brother used to almost pass out, vomit and cry the first couple of months whenever he had to change the diapers of his twins. And after the babies started eating solids? Did he give up completely?! His girlfriend sorted him out before he could b...
by fulmerspot
August 29th, 2017, 11:21 am
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Little Julian at Play 2.jpg
He's just perfect - not that I'm at all biased.

Daddy Kartoffelkopf
by fulmerspot
August 29th, 2017, 9:49 am
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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Julian Fulmerspot born on 11th August 2017, 3.22 kg (7.0 lb) and 59 cm tall.
Me not being present had no effect at all. He is the most contented easy going little man there ever could be.
Daddy KartoffelKopf
by fulmerspot
August 3rd, 2017, 11:10 am
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Topic: Impending Birth - Not Being Present
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OK - about to go off on paternity leave - Definitely not going to be present at the birth for the sake of all concerned.
I will be signing junior up for his own wilmott account just as soon as he's mastered his 'My First Abacus'.

Herr KartoffelKopf
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