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Free Flights to Anywhere!

April 1st, 2020, 11:47 am

As part of the massive airline bail out, several major carriers will be offering free flights to anywhere.

So if you have dreamed of an exotic journey - Kamchatka, Ulaanbataar, Patagonia, or even just Helsinki, this could be your time!

Travel must be completed before December 31, 2021.  Complimentary "Mile-High Club" membership with each flight - no proof required.

Richard Branson may follow with free space flights - some restrictions may apply.

Don't just sit idle in your homes pining for the ice floes or Great Plains - plan ahead for the adventure of a lifetime!

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She took the midnight (plane) going anywhere...

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Re: Free Flights to Anywhere!

April 1st, 2020, 11:30 pm

None of you picked up on my little April Fool's joke earlier today...

we have to keep our traditions alive here!  St. Patrick's Day, Equinox, Solstice, etc. 

Did you really think that the airlines were going to fly you to Patagonia for free? 

Plus you can't be an honorary member of the Mile High Club - it stands for an impressive achievement. Not emeritus, and definitely not post-humous. 

But post-humorous, maybe.  Life is tragic, comic, tragic,...Shakespeare (Bacon).
 
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Re: Free Flights to Anywhere!

April 2nd, 2020, 3:06 pm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOFlcd63BUQ

Achtung: don't drink Bavaria

"life is a tunnel with black light at the end"

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