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April 29th, 2004, 1:36 pm

"Hey! How 'bout those Yankees!"Boston Red Sox. There, ya happy?"Buckeyballs are cool!"Answer another forum meber might give: "Google isn't working. Sorry."(actually, I like the idea that they can combine into nanotubes, but I don't see any money out of 'em for decades. But that won't stop me from starting a "NanoTech" hedge fund)"Toni Morrison wrote her thesis at Cornell on suicide in Faulkner!"Who is Toni Morrison, and can we get Cthulhu to eat her first?And, at kr's suggestion, while we wait for Cthulhu to come and get us, we won't have the mercy of a graveyard like Faulkner.But they did say of Faulkner, while he was planted: “Until he is buried he belongs to the family. After that, he belongs to the world.”http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cg ... 20Faulkner
 
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April 29th, 2004, 5:39 pm

http://www.ibiblio.org/esrblog/index.ph ... 35Probably only makes sense to an American. But this is laugh-out-loud funny.
 
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How to sweep an American girl off her feet?

April 29th, 2004, 7:09 pm

Mikebell, can I get the e-book link?
 
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April 29th, 2004, 7:40 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: tabrisSide note, eye contact means eye should make contact. Simple enough but many guys fail to make decent eye contact. Why? Because you are talking to her chest!!!! Reminds me of the old SNL skit about evolution, "The Women who had eyes in their breasts". Seems that their eyes slowly migrated down to their breasts to allow for eye contact with males.
 
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April 29th, 2004, 7:41 pm

Oh and the next week was a skit called "The women with mattresses for backs".
 
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April 29th, 2004, 8:11 pm

You know that Zerdna is right when Marsden needs to use asterisks in every third word he writes! Zerdna is a poet.Man, PM me.
 
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April 29th, 2004, 8:23 pm

OK, I've sent the book to everyone who asked for it and agreed to my terms. They can post their own reviews of it here so the others know that I'm not pulling anyone's leg.
 
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April 29th, 2004, 8:26 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: mikebellOK, I've sent the book to everyone who asked for it and agreed to my terms. They can post their own reviews of it here so the others know that I'm not pulling anyone's leg.Hmm I am not interested in the ebook but I would love the title of it so I can actually buy it as a birthday present for a friend. Dating for dummies isn't as funny as a gift anymore...
 
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April 30th, 2004, 3:38 am

She is HOT. Who is able to sweep her feet?
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April 30th, 2004, 4:21 am

You got to be kidding me. How about instead of sweeping anyone off their feet, we give a call to your favorite therapist. Obviously someone needs help.
 
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April 30th, 2004, 12:31 pm

"peace" as in "piece"
 
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April 30th, 2004, 12:47 pm

I think the only sweeping you'll be doing is related toa) a broomb) a martial art and doing leg sweeps on womenQuoteOriginally posted by: peace[L=She is HOT. Who is able to sweep her feet?]
 
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April 30th, 2004, 12:53 pm

A portuguese old wives tales: if you sweep a woman's feet (pass the broom over her feet) she'll never marry.
 
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April 30th, 2004, 12:58 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: MelaA portuguese old wives tales: if you sweep a woman's feet (pass the broom over her feet) she'll never marry.and if you leg-sweep her?
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