No worries - hypothetical fried ice cream eater is not the worst accusation one has ever seen around here.
That looks like:
A banana skin
A limp bean pod of some kind
A strip of eggplant
I have really gotten into diverse recipes for eggplants lately and recently made roasted eggplant wedges with a balsamic pomegranate molasses sauce and caramelized red onion relish.
Delicious - straight from the Lebanese Kitchen.
I will post a link to the relevant cookbook if any of you are feeling adventurous...