I attempted to fry doughnuts only once in my life. Their shapes defied any known topology.
Mobius fritter?
Sounds like the next nightmare of my baking naps. I often lay on a sofa and fall asleep for a while after I set up the oven with some baking, and almost always dream about the dough coming alive in a humanoid shape. There were several sponge cake golems and once a kulebiak golem. I think it's because I'm never sure if I don't add too much baking soda or yeast.
BTW, I think it has 1 hole, an orientable one.