You may think we live in crazy times economically. But it will only get worse. Here I can show you Senator Boxer's entire qualification for holding office in just a few lines:QuoteCalifornia Sen. Barbara Boxer refuses to say whether a newborn baby is a human life. When Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Penn., asked her on the Senate floor a few years ago whether she believed a baby born alive has a constitutionally protected right to live, Boxer was stuck for an answer. Her nonresponsive replies included these:"I support the Roe v. Wade decision. ..."I think when you bring your baby home, when your baby is born -- and the baby belongs to your family and has all the rights. ..."Define 'separation' ..."You mean the baby has been birthed and is now in its mother's arms? ..."The baby is born when the baby is born. That is the answer to the question. ..."I am not answering these questions! I am not answering these questions!"These are the people to whom the Fed governors must answer. Our nation's primary area of progress is in men marrying men. The pillar of our society, our most basic right, is "anal sex." Of course we will very much treasure fucking ourselves economically as well.My ex-girlfriend moved to California and started dating a guy who works for Warner Brothers. He bought her a pair of $300 Jimmy Choo shoes. He told her he would buy her the matching handbag - for $2000 - if she let him fuck her in the ass.$2000 for sodomy? Why??Our nation will no doubt kill itself for liberalism. The California voters - with pension and government deficits that can only be saved by the printing press - will bankrupt themselves for sodomy.They will continue fucking and living off food stamps, the unions will continue voting themselves higher pensions and lower retirement ages, and the Fed will keep printing. Our only product - now that healthcare has been put out of business, and high-tech hardware has moved to Asia, and Wall Street was bullied into lending all our money to deadbeats - is TV shows about people having sex, and a search engine to find the reruns. Our new national pastime is sexting, and searching for sex videos online.While our oil drilling companies were being put out of business, and oil rigs were being towed out of the Gulf of Mexico - and the blue-collar workers of Louisiana were being retrained as pets jumping for a government biscuit - our greatest company was producing a new fashion ornament - the iphone 4, manufactured in China - which is carried so that more people will want to have casual sex with you.Maybe this is what happens when girls join the workforce. Sex moves out of the home, and becomes the main public pursuit. You know it because you have seen it. Men will bankrupt themselves for one thing: sex. George Bush was much more attractive than John Kerry. Barack Obama is much more handsome than John McCain. Even our "Tea Party" political candidates are just a bunch of hot babes.You will say I am backwards. But as long as women have the right to vote, and as long as housewives no longer stay home, there is nothing in our future but bankruptcy.
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