Poetry by committee. What could possibly go wrong?

We should just leave without telling anyone. Like leaving a bad party.

Nah, won’t work. They’ll see us leaving and block the driveway.

Possibly. But “you’ve now read” is vaguish about when the books were read. It does carry an air of “at last,” as intended. I quite like the sentence.

I am often unintentionally brilliant. In fact probably more often unintentionally than not.

It’s the “now,” isn’t it?

I’d forgotten that you’ve now read three books, Cuch!

We could easily fill a thread with toilets around the world. The different ball-cocks, sucking versus blowing (not sure about the terminology), bottom warmers, "observation decks," hose pipes and water jugs, holes in the ground (which way are you supposed to crouch? I've never figured that out), uri...

There was the time I tried plumbing. I think I've mentioned before that I have a 97% success rate with joints. Turns out that anything less than 100% is problematic. Then there was the time I ran out of dishwasher tabs so used a liquid detergent instead. I'd definitely recommend that if you are at a...

State education in the US and UK:

"Now, children, I'm going to read you a scary story. Are you all excited? It's called 'The Prince, The President And The Pervert.' Once upon a time,...

"And that, children, is why you must all vote Democrat/Labour."

Yes. Rich, powerful, friends in high places, might have had some sort of immunity deal, had experience of prison, some say he had Narcissistic Personality Disorder. All point to not being the suicidal type. (Although I am surprised more paedophiles don’t kill themselves.) Unless it’s murder! A consp...

On the ethics of a no-deal Brexit: https://www-rte-ie.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.rte.ie/amp// I wouldn’t take the opinion of one academic philosopher too seriously, and I really don’t think he argued his case terribly well. The opening sentence has a quintuple negative! I have a problem with even d...

You gotta have someone to blame. If you don't have no one to blame, how ya gonna sleep nights?

Faxes and cheques/checks! What is wrong with America???

I made a shopping list. It had buckets on it. I thought that was funny.

What payment should the UK demand from the EU to reopen negotiations?

I think Ireland should chip in a few large. If they had their way the EU would throw Ireland to the wolves in pursuit of their anti democratic dream.

What payment should the UK demand from the EU to reopen negotiations?