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by Paul
Today, 10:38 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?
Replies: 71
Views: 5256

Re: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?

The EU leaders don’t seem to know basic geography!

“Make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh! Hahahahahahaha!!”
by Paul
Today, 8:49 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 116
Views: 31356

Re: What is democracy?

Or the smaller the, ahem, economy the wider the manspread.
by Paul
Today, 8:47 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 116
Views: 31356

Re: What is democracy?

The one on the left has Jock Itch.
by Paul
Yesterday, 5:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Selected Poems - International
Replies: 342
Views: 270445

Re: Selected Poems - International

Is this Mrs Exsan?

Or maybe your wife?
by Paul
Yesterday, 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36773

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

First the EU tried to stop the transport of life-saving vaccines. Then they tried to stop the transport of sausages. It’s embarrassing watching the collapse of this European experiment.

But don’t worry the Brits will always be there to save you from yourselves.
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 1:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36773

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

Your Honour, if we look at Court transcriptions I believe that we will find that my honorable friend has on numerous occasions used Dr Goebbels as the ultimate source for all matters of propaganda.  So naturally my curiosity was piqued. 
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 12:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36773

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

What do Drs Cuch and Goebbels have to say about ending up believing their own spin?
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 5:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36773

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

Sigh…
by Paul
June 8th, 2021, 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Nouvelles de France
Replies: 2335
Views: 111530

Re: Nouvelles de France

I've only been to the South of France twice I think, and both times I got slapped. Well, one was a slap, the other was a punch in the mouth. Happy times.
by Paul
June 3rd, 2021, 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Denmark's Delights
Replies: 205
Views: 27234

Re: Denmark's Delights

I once did a TV interview alongside a gentleman who ran a swingers' club. (I was there to talk about getting the UK's first online divorce. Sadly.) His name was Dirty Dick, I recall. I have his business card somewhere. 
by Paul
June 2nd, 2021, 8:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Denmark's Delights
Replies: 205
Views: 27234

Re: Denmark's Delights

Great story, and great comments underneath. But following links, as you do, I was surprised to discover that Mia Khalifa had been a porn star for only three months!
by Paul
May 30th, 2021, 9:29 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: The vaccines
Replies: 140
Views: 7811

Re: The vaccines

Nicholas Wade is a Cambridge man. History tells us they are in the pay of the Russians.
by Paul
May 30th, 2021, 9:14 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: PWOQF, expected hitting time
Replies: 42
Views: 1479

Re: PWOQF, expected hitting time

Yes. Give any of these so-called "Masters" a question that hasn't been on a past paper and they burst into tears. Even the swotty French exchange student on the front row thinks he's fooling us with his arrogance and body odour.
by Paul
May 30th, 2021, 8:26 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: The vaccines
Replies: 140
Views: 7811

Re: The vaccines

I like the idea that because Trump said one thing the leftist media had to say the opposite!
by Paul
May 30th, 2021, 8:19 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: PWOQF, expected hitting time
Replies: 42
Views: 1479

Re: PWOQF, expected hitting time

From BS to heat Pde https://www.math.tamu.edu/~stecher/425/Sp12/blackScholesHeatEquation.pdf on the 2nd line stating upfront that [$]V(0,t) = 0[$] is so wrong. What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? Three pages later we encounter an answer that is off by an odd factor of ...