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by Paul
June 17th, 2021, 11:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15205

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

I suspect his "Goodbye" will be followed by "And another thing..."
by Paul
June 17th, 2021, 9:13 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15205

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

Stop saying “doggist.” I get an image of a builder with his trousers around his ankles in a layby outside Swindon.
by Paul
June 15th, 2021, 3:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Your rants here
Replies: 1163
Views: 102183

Re: Your rants here

I mistype "name" on my iPhone and it corrects it to "nann h fnf." Good job. I mistype "and" as "abd" and it doesn't even try, just has the red line underneath.
by Paul
June 14th, 2021, 8:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15205

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

You take the words of the bible literally. But you struggle with those of living human beings! I know nothing about oil consumption other than my 7.2 litres needs a lot of it! And I never said anything about it decreasing. Here's a really simple one for you: What would you recommend people do about ...
by Paul
June 14th, 2021, 7:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15205

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

Welcome back, O False Prophet!

You are a False Prophet because in 2018 you wrote ‘Let me recommend to you to focus on modern sins, instead of "Plagues".’

As soon as we follow your advice re oil we are hit by COVID.

I think you’ve rather taken your eye off the ball.
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 10:38 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?
Replies: 72
Views: 5424

Re: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?

The EU leaders don’t seem to know basic geography!

“Make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh! Hahahahahahaha!!”
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 8:49 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 116
Views: 31762

Re: What is democracy?

Or the smaller the, ahem, economy the wider the manspread.
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 8:47 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 116
Views: 31762

Re: What is democracy?

The one on the left has Jock Itch.
by Paul
June 12th, 2021, 5:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Selected Poems - International
Replies: 342
Views: 270682

Re: Selected Poems - International

Is this Mrs Exsan?

Or maybe your wife?
by Paul
June 12th, 2021, 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36933

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

First the EU tried to stop the transport of life-saving vaccines. Then they tried to stop the transport of sausages. It’s embarrassing watching the collapse of this European experiment.

But don’t worry the Brits will always be there to save you from yourselves.
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 1:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36933

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

Your Honour, if we look at Court transcriptions I believe that we will find that my honorable friend has on numerous occasions used Dr Goebbels as the ultimate source for all matters of propaganda.  So naturally my curiosity was piqued. 
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 12:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36933

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

What do Drs Cuch and Goebbels have to say about ending up believing their own spin?
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 5:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 36933

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

Sigh…
by Paul
June 8th, 2021, 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Nouvelles de France
Replies: 2335
Views: 111917

Re: Nouvelles de France

I've only been to the South of France twice I think, and both times I got slapped. Well, one was a slap, the other was a punch in the mouth. Happy times.
by Paul
June 3rd, 2021, 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Denmark's Delights
Replies: 205
Views: 27319

Re: Denmark's Delights

I once did a TV interview alongside a gentleman who ran a swingers' club. (I was there to talk about getting the UK's first online divorce. Sadly.) His name was Dirty Dick, I recall. I have his business card somewhere.