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by Paul
Yesterday, 3:53 pm
Forum: Brainteaser Forum
Topic: How many elephants ...
Replies: 14
Views: 801

Re: How many elephants ...

Boo ... no takers. Well, the answer was 10 visible -- see if you can locate them.
It’s not a trick question? Why would you ask then? I find this disturbing.
I thought finding #10 was tricky. Of course, now that I've said how many, it's spoiled.
How do you know there are 10?
by Paul
Yesterday, 6:21 am
Forum: Brainteaser Forum
Topic: How many elephants ...
Replies: 14
Views: 801

Re: How many elephants ...

It was after.

I don’t recall!

You should learn to drive!

No.

There were peacocks in the dining room.

And a casino and crocodile park.

If I remember anything else you’ll be the first to know!!
by Paul
June 21st, 2021, 6:48 pm
Forum: Brainteaser Forum
Topic: How many elephants ...
Replies: 14
Views: 801

Re: How many elephants ...

Boo ... no takers. Well, the answer was 10 visible -- see if you can locate them.
It’s not a trick question? Why would you ask then? I find this disturbing.
by Paul
June 21st, 2021, 6:44 pm
Forum: Brainteaser Forum
Topic: How many elephants ...
Replies: 14
Views: 801

Re: How many elephants ...

I’ve been to Sun City. The bell boy who took us to our hotel room was so proud that Michael Jackson had stayed there that he showed us around his room too.
by Paul
June 21st, 2021, 6:42 pm
Forum: Technical Forum
Topic: Is the type of mathematics found in finance limited?
Replies: 102
Views: 9643

Re: Is the type of mathematics found in finance limited?

And it was very popular in finance in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s.

But apart from all those…
by Paul
June 21st, 2021, 1:54 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 119
Views: 31941

Re: What is democracy?

Joe Biden has a good tailor. And of course Draghi who makes for a bella figura. No, no, no. Their clothes are “signalling.” Boris is saying he’s a gentleman. The other men are saying, “I’m an estate agent.” I don’t know what the women are saying but I’m getting the tightening in the scrotum that I ...
by Paul
June 21st, 2021, 1:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: is elon musk for real?
Replies: 79
Views: 30212

Re: is elon musk for real?

Have you ever tried to buy a personalised number plate for your child’s car? It’s frustrating and expensive. That’s why Elon Musk is a genius and I’m not. He bought the number plate before naming his child.
by Paul
June 17th, 2021, 11:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15332

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

I suspect his "Goodbye" will be followed by "And another thing..."
by Paul
June 17th, 2021, 9:13 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15332

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

Stop saying “doggist.” I get an image of a builder with his trousers around his ankles in a layby outside Swindon.
by Paul
June 15th, 2021, 3:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Your rants here
Replies: 1163
Views: 102297

Re: Your rants here

I mistype "name" on my iPhone and it corrects it to "nann h fnf." Good job. I mistype "and" as "abd" and it doesn't even try, just has the red line underneath.
by Paul
June 14th, 2021, 8:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15332

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

You take the words of the bible literally. But you struggle with those of living human beings! I know nothing about oil consumption other than my 7.2 litres needs a lot of it! And I never said anything about it decreasing. Here's a really simple one for you: What would you recommend people do about ...
by Paul
June 14th, 2021, 7:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 15332

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

Welcome back, O False Prophet!

You are a False Prophet because in 2018 you wrote ‘Let me recommend to you to focus on modern sins, instead of "Plagues".’

As soon as we follow your advice re oil we are hit by COVID.

I think you’ve rather taken your eye off the ball.
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 10:38 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?
Replies: 72
Views: 5470

Re: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?

The EU leaders don’t seem to know basic geography!

“Make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh! Hahahahahahaha!!”
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 8:49 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 119
Views: 31941

Re: What is democracy?

Or the smaller the, ahem, economy the wider the manspread.
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 8:47 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 119
Views: 31941

Re: What is democracy?

The one on the left has Jock Itch.