Where is Monty Python when you need them? Although, maybe we don’t need them. He is doing a perfectly splendid job of mocking himself.

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

Just woken up, read that as “France.” So, no, not quite.

Zelensky wants to stop EU visas for Russians. Doesn’t want the EU to become the supermarket for dodgy rich Russians. But dodgy rich Russians are the EU’s favourite!

I like the way you think!

Where is this going?!

So it’s all the fault of this Scott Adams. With Narcissists it’s best to walk away slowly (preferably backwards), no eye contact, and ignore. Do not give them their “narcissist supply.” It just encourages them.

Top holiday tip: Before going on a holiday cruise remember to identify as a woman, just in case your ship sinks.  You can always re-identify later.

"...of colour..."

I am currently #deaa9c.

A great age! Fart jokes, swearing like a trooper, pulling legs off spiders, etc. And that's just daddy.

You don't think that perhaps Trump should be left to rant and ramble without being pursued for justice. I.e the means justifying the end. (As in trying not to split the US apart.)

List of 50 most influential UK artists in last 50 years. I've no idea who most of them are obviously. But I notice that Vivienne Westwood is in there but no Malcolm Mclaren. 

So many great things have happened since Brexit.

Name three.

Name two

Eurovision second place!

Ladies soccer!!

If you want a third then not groveling to Putin. But to be fair that’s more about British character than about the EU.

So many great things have happened since Brexit. And few of the crazy predictions of doom came true. But who could have foreseen how much it would annoy O'Leary? Probably everyone, he will froth at the mouth whatever. But it's still a pleasure to watch.

He and the FT are both noise.  Offhand, I can't think of any positive indicators. I just see what The Economist , Channel 4, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, and a few others, are saying and they are invariably wrong. (To non-UK readers, YA-B is worth watching occasionally. I assume she's a parody, no real per...

You’ve become a bit of a bunny boiler, Cuch! Alex Forrest : [from her tape, which Dan is listening to] Hello, Dan. Are you surprised? This is what you've reduced me to. I guess you thought you'd get away with it. Well... you can't. 'Cause part of you is growing inside of me, and that's a fact, Dan, ...