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linuxuser99 I sometimes like to wear pink shirts. Friends of both sexes tell me i look good in pastel shades as they go with my delecate features. Is this legal in US? Or should I git me some lumberjack shirts before my next visit.<G>

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: mikebellYesterday was a GREAT day for the democracyDon't make the classic Americo-centric mistake of thinking that America is a democracy. In a true democracy people think for themselves and do not block vote like your religious right. Nor would you be able to make a st...

I do use recalc before save. One of the macros that I run sets this option, just to be on the safe side. No luck with that though. Still does not remember that is has been recalced.

<t>Excel wizards,Workbook_A.xls refers to workbook_B.xls. When workbook_A is opened it may ask about updating values from B if those values had not been recalculated before B was closed. So I always recalc B just before saving (I do this via a macro). Problem is, I made some changes to B and now A t...

The Dutch aren't usually too concerned about who they let in...cocaine smuggling decriminalized

The $ doesn't buy as much as it used to.

I was hoping it was going to be a premium charge service

It rings but there is no answer.

abumazen is right, I would hope. What are the leverage constraints? We could lever up the 300k, sell some options, no market impact, big returns. Probably not scalable however.

Spot on, Nonius!Ok, here goes. RAND()<0.5 is a buy, RAND()>=0.5 is a sell. Where do I sign?

Aggressive and paranoid, he should feel right at home

No, a 48 year old property millionaire doesn't do it for me (that's Rotten not Lord B). But Peter Andre is hilarious

Physicists should read Wilmott's book. Period.

QuoteOriginally posted by: exotiqSex and the Citythat's the one with the dog with the thing on her chin who dresses at Oxfam?