<t>sellbot5000: i have done things that would make the average man squirm..BUZZ!..hello sir, my you are looking well in that suit..BUZZ!..i have no idea what you are talking about, read the contract..BUZZ!..we are not required to cover holidays..BUZZ!..good evening ladies, do i look good in this lig...

you are not supposed to ask questions like that young man, there will be a car pulling up outside your office later tonight...

the name's london, justin london. remember it son, he's on his way...

<t>that's right Johnny - full marks! now, here is the history of the world in a nutshell...god created america but he made indians do all the work -then he decided to get rid of the indians and asked the brits (always keen on acquiring new ground) to do him a favor -they agreed and killed off most o...

<t>quote from Kadence:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi jtipp, I'm a big fan of yours and was wondering - what do you do every night to unwind? ----------...

uh, le pong!

cass do an msc in mathematical trading, think you can do it part-time too...

<t>at the other extreme, don't just retreat into a corner and cry, remember you come from the planet ebon, you are an EBONITE, your technology is far superior...don't tell them any of this!if your back is against the wall you have two options...1spray the place!2turn round and drop trou... instead t...

<t>better to spend the next two weeks watching john wayne movies. learn to think like THE DUKE, by the time the tests come round, you'll know exactly what HE would do. alternatively:5bring a small pocket knife with you. before the group exercise, show it to all the other candidates and say you'll us...

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: NoniusQuoteOriginally posted by: jtippQuoteOriginally posted by: robertralThey finally descend on their hero, but as they do the displacement of air makes the body disintegrate into ashes swirling around in a vortex intoxicating them like a drug. They fall into a deep s...

yes, i called them just a few minutes ago and here's what they said...

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: robertralThey finally descend on their hero, but as they do the displacement of air makes the body disintegrate into ashes swirling around in a vortex intoxicating them like a drug. They fall into a deep sleep where their worlds turn into strange and wonderful dreams th...

QuoteOriginally posted by: LondonPeteCrassus: Quod erat demonstrandum.Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. Hmmmm.... Illiud Latine dici non potest.often imitated, never equalled - 2/10 for pretense

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: NoniusThe jtippian, presumably the jtippian leader on this jtippian planet in a parallel universe, repeated his phrase to our loyal canine friend..."Waah exaccly i pace?...Waah exaccly i pace?...Waah exaccly i pace?...Waah exaccly i pace?...Waah exaccly i pace?...WAHH P...

<t>how about some bush quotes?...10"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 20009"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 20008"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I...