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by Cuchulainn
20 minutes ago
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Your rants here
Replies: 946
Views: 32225

Re: Your rants here

Almost forgot: Dutch women buy rounds for you.
by Cuchulainn
46 minutes ago
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Your rants here
Replies: 946
Views: 32225

Re: Your rants here

It depends on the date. If she is liberal arts major you can ask if she has read Ulysses (never mention politcs), or failing that, Baudelaire. If Polish, NEVER throw asparagus on the Vartican; it's a show-stopper.
by Cuchulainn
Today, 3:15 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: UK and the EU: In or out?
Replies: 1851
Views: 64303

Re: UK and the EU: In or out?

Criminal or not - what would you choose: these green eyes or some wood file? All cute girls are evil, or at least that's what I've heard :-) Difficult conundrum. Too binary. I would invite her to my willow-burning party (the blocks are 90 cm in diameter and 30 cm in thickness; I bet you city folk o...
by Cuchulainn
Today, 12:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Your rants here
Replies: 946
Views: 32225

Re: Your rants here

The two worst books ever are Fountainhead and Hitchhiker's Guide. And everything by E. Waugh. And Morrissey's autobigraphy.
by Cuchulainn
Today, 9:32 am
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: Parallel programming in Finance
Replies: 10
Views: 292

Re: Parallel programming in Finance

I really like that book too. Very good writers. There's also a C++ equivalent. 
https://epdf.pub/a-parallel-programming ... ition.html

I have applied many of these patterns in my Financial Instrument Pricing using C++, 2nd edition, for MC and PDE.
by Cuchulainn
Today, 9:07 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Melodic Metal
Replies: 416
Views: 26752

Re: Melodic Metal

Dodsrit is playng in Oldenburg, Groningen, Cologne, Weimar, Dresden, Nuremburg, Prague and Kiel in the next 9 days.

https://nl-nl.facebook.com/DODSRIT/
by Cuchulainn
Today, 7:41 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Only Europeans know how to build cities
Replies: 20
Views: 434

Re: Only Europeans know how to build cities

We are a broad church.
by Cuchulainn
Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Only Europeans know how to build cities
Replies: 20
Views: 434

Re: Only Europeans know how to build cities

That's not true, of course. Lots of civilizations prove that now only Europeans can do something beautiful and fundamental.  Of course. Many others can do something beautiful and fundamental. But only Europeans can do something beautiful, fundamental and human firiendly. Strangly - Europeans loose ...
by Cuchulainn
Yesterday, 7:34 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: UK and the EU: In or out?
Replies: 1851
Views: 64303

Re: UK and the EU: In or out?

Of course we can’t do anything in the next 30 days. The French don’t get back from their holidays until October...2023.
LOL
At least David Davis is not on the team.
by Cuchulainn
Yesterday, 2:14 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: Parallel programming in Finance
Replies: 10
Views: 292

Re: Parallel programming in Finance

Just one issue: the danger of race conditions and correlation between random number generation (grey area: are .NET rngs thread-safe??)
by Cuchulainn
Yesterday, 1:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Final Thoughts
Replies: 7
Views: 219

Re: Final Thoughts

What cheese is made backwards?
All.
by Cuchulainn
Yesterday, 1:50 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: Parallel programming in Finance
Replies: 10
Views: 292

Re: Parallel programming in Finance

Nice booklet on .NET parallel patterns

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