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by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 6:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: War: Better than the World Cup?
Replies: 6
Views: 97884

War: Better than the World Cup?

<t>Dear great Judoka Cuchulainn:Of course War.Since: War can save the world into the very best optimal equilibrium point.Since II: Futbol is just a play. However, be careful: All the superstar succer players are true geniuses with very, very high intelligence, say, IQ250: Looney, ZZ, Materatti, etc....
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 6:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: New York Wilmotters Meet for Drinks
Replies: 393
Views: 232584

New York Wilmotters Meet for Drinks

Dear superstar physist kr, much cooler than Brad Pit:I really have loved his bullshit sense of humour. Where is he now? I will conduct my research from this time on.By the way, I am Noonious!BTW, where is MobPsycho now?TooNeat, Noonious
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 6:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: New York Wilmotters Meet for Drinks
Replies: 393
Views: 232584

New York Wilmotters Meet for Drinks

<t>Dear exorcist chiral 3:If I have a very scarce chance to go there, and if it's allowed for me to be there regardless of my newbieness, I would like to participate in your company. However It's MI5.Since: I have no money at all to travel around the world, andI am living in a very remotedly segrega...
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 6:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Intelligent Design
Replies: 13
Views: 95623

Intelligent Design

Dear super-hyper beauty model Doreilly:I would like to participate in your Great Ape Project as an experimental animal.However, sadfully, it's MI4 (since I am not an ape, but an excrement.)TooNeat, the Excrement
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 6:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: No Single God Spot in Brain!
Replies: 20
Views: 95713

No Single God Spot in Brain!

Dear Psychic Beat Papercut:What if the person is in microcephaly!?!? (Shamefully speaking, that's my case.)TooNeat in microcephaly
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 5:58 pm
Forum: Brainteaser Forum
Topic: Turing's Bicycle
Replies: 4
Views: 95321

Turing's Bicycle

Dear Hermit rmax:I know only "Tuning Machine" in this sort of kind.(I have had been thinking that it is a spelling mistake.)How miserable I am! TooNeat, Les Miserable
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 5:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How Not To Think - A Life's Exercise by Hamilton
Replies: 51
Views: 100240

How Not To Think - A Life's Exercise by Hamilton

Dear my grandmaster Marsden:It's very, very simplisitically easy for all of you: Be an idiot.Holly bullshit: Za-zen.TooNeat
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 5:37 pm
Forum: Book And Research Paper Forum
Topic: How did you learn to write publication-quality papers?
Replies: 20
Views: 96300

How did you learn to write publication-quality papers?

Dear Lord Crowlogic:FYI, in my case, at the concentration camp in whichsoever country, a real paradise on earth.(Holly bullshit! Am I an idiot?)TooNeat
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 5:28 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Hedging Inflation
Replies: 10
Views: 95649

Hedging Inflation

<t>My dearest grand master Aaron Brown:Sorry for bothering you sir. (I am a newbie on this forum.)Inflation arbitrage: It's possible and become a huge business once you can overcome two obstacles:Obstacle 1: Completly accurate estimation of de facto inflation rate(s) (I think this is almost impossib...
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 7:16 am
Forum: Book And Research Paper Forum
Topic: The Road to Reality by Roger Penrose
Replies: 21
Views: 112175

The Road to Reality by Roger Penrose

Dr. Trader Joe:Since I am a newbie on this forum, I am totally a stranger than paradise!I have heard Mr. Penrose is a super-hyper swimmer specalizing himelf into butterfly stroke!TooNeat
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 7:06 am
Forum: Technical Forum
Topic: leptokurtic returns
Replies: 9
Views: 95031

leptokurtic returns

<t>Sir. Spencer cosmologist:Sorry for infringing the 10 commandment. (Since I am uttely a newbie on this forum, I am afarid of...)I will dedicate this song to you:"We are intercoursing in synchronicity, we feel the will of God, cosmo, cosmo, cosmo... -refrain-...cosmo, cosmo.cosmo, cosmologist!"-Ang...
by TooNeat
September 1st, 2006, 6:54 am
Forum: The Quantitative Finance FAQs Project
Topic: Mathematica vs Matlab vs Maple, discuss
Replies: 82
Views: 275154

Mathematica vs Matlab vs Maple, discuss

Sir. Alan:Since I am a newbie on this forum, could you do me a favor for you to be a little more specific about the issue?I couldn't figure out what are you talking about!?TooNeat