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by Errrb
May 8th, 2012, 3:18 pm
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Topic: RIP Maurice Sendak
Replies: 24
Views: 12987

RIP Maurice Sendak

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionCapitalism isn't good for anyone. But rebellion against tyrants is particularly good for children.Idiot! Socialists would put your sodomite ass into the jail and feed you from the garbage bin once you retire.
by Errrb
May 8th, 2012, 2:26 pm
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Topic: Pure Love Speech
Replies: 14
Views: 12590

Pure Love Speech

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: trackstar Post another one of your Russian poems!Surely you must have loved some bodacious bar maid somewhere, sometime.We can even translate it.Or dear, I used to love one bodacious waitress. She used to steal food and vodka for me when I was poor student, I entertaine...
by Errrb
May 8th, 2012, 2:12 pm
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Topic: Pure Love Speech
Replies: 14
Views: 12590

Pure Love Speech

Well, ladies, I'm going to throw out
by Errrb
May 8th, 2012, 1:08 pm
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Topic: Pure hate speach
Replies: 17
Views: 12936

Pure hate speach

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: Gamal This thread was meant as a description of the situation of Christians in Egypt in reply to some complainings of poor Muslims in Europe and the USA. I removed everything replacing it with one term - pure hate speach. I'm not sure if all my comments on muslim "toler...
by Errrb
May 7th, 2012, 7:43 pm
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Topic: Selected Poems - International
Replies: 329
Views: 265630

Selected Poems - International

<t>When I was younger, I used to write poems (in Russian). Here is one of them: У меня зачесалась нога,Только мне почесать её не удалось!Где же бляха нога? Простыня вся в крови,А из жопы торчит безобразная кость!Только я закурил, вижу, блядь, за окномТрое мрачных жлобов, смачно чавкая жрутМою бедную...
by Errrb
May 2nd, 2012, 9:38 am
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Topic: Serbs to fight beside Americans in Afghanistan
Replies: 51
Views: 192099

Serbs to fight beside Americans in Afghanistan

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperA Bosnian-born US citizen has been convicted over a New York suicide-bomb plot and could face a life sentence.This is the kind of dude that Bill Clinton protected from serbs.
by Errrb
May 2nd, 2012, 2:32 am
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Topic: Dr. Zerdnago
Replies: 57
Views: 20338

Dr. Zerdnago

QuoteOriginally posted by: trackstarThe story later this week, but in the meantime, a poem.**Соломный человекрусский человек как куклу из соломы Маленькая голова, сумасшедший ум зажечь спичку он идет в огне.- trackstarGoogle translator does not work fo Russian language, TS
by Errrb
May 1st, 2012, 3:00 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

Fermion, you are conniving cunt.
by Errrb
May 1st, 2012, 1:00 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: DevonFangs QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionQuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaAnything that starts with necrophylia naturally settles on Fermion. I think this needs to be framed into some music -- something like "International of Necrophyliacs" so that it plays any time...
by Errrb
April 30th, 2012, 8:51 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionMy dear ErrrbThank you so much for your gracious offer to use my services. I appreciate ....Your humble servantFermionYou see, we are getting somewhere, at least you got the right header and signature on your letter. I always believed that if you keep punching re...
by Errrb
April 30th, 2012, 8:27 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

<t>Seriously, Ferm, you got really shitty attitude. Each time I'm trying to do something nice for you, you attempt to spit at me. I'm offering you job with benefits, free food and housing. Also you can show your dirty behinds, scream and curse and my bouncers will protect you from unauthorized beati...
by Errrb
April 30th, 2012, 7:31 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

<t>Fermion, kicking your old dumb butt is fun but time consuming. I was thinking about actually opening a business. It will be a bar where respectful patrons can feed naked toothless idiot sitting in cage. Your limericks would sound awesome in a given context and might earn you some extra french fri...
by Errrb
April 30th, 2012, 12:39 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

<t>QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnAnyone know how to regex for limericks? Having done that then you can match offerings and give each one a score (our Russian friends have some work to do in this regard). The process can be automated and remove the fallible human element. BTW May 12 is "Limerc...
by Errrb
April 30th, 2012, 11:14 am
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Topic: My dentist told me
Replies: 5
Views: 59161

My dentist told me

Judging by the picture your dentist is a smart man indeed, this thing in the picture must get flossed indeed.
by Errrb
April 29th, 2012, 8:04 pm
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Topic: Egypt, land of necrophiliacs
Replies: 375
Views: 28529

Egypt, land of necrophiliacs

Old stupid uggly FermIndulged himself in sucking spermFrom dirty and disgusting dicksWith dry and creepy smelly lipsHe called it doing limericks
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