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by Paul
June 14th, 2021, 8:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 16018

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

You take the words of the bible literally. But you struggle with those of living human beings! I know nothing about oil consumption other than my 7.2 litres needs a lot of it! And I never said anything about it decreasing. Here's a really simple one for you: What would you recommend people do about ...
by Paul
June 14th, 2021, 7:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.
Replies: 176
Views: 16018

Re: Apocalypse (Revelation) Biblical explanation.

Welcome back, O False Prophet!

You are a False Prophet because in 2018 you wrote ‘Let me recommend to you to focus on modern sins, instead of "Plagues".’

As soon as we follow your advice re oil we are hit by COVID.

I think you’ve rather taken your eye off the ball.
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 10:38 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?
Replies: 89
Views: 7226

Re: Are you ready for POST BREXIT?

The EU leaders don’t seem to know basic geography!

“Make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh! Hahahahahahaha!!”
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 8:49 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 121
Views: 32767

Re: What is democracy?

Or the smaller the, ahem, economy the wider the manspread.
by Paul
June 13th, 2021, 8:47 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 121
Views: 32767

Re: What is democracy?

The one on the left has Jock Itch.
by Paul
June 12th, 2021, 5:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Selected Poems - International
Replies: 342
Views: 271189

Re: Selected Poems - International

Is this Mrs Exsan?

Or maybe your wife?
by Paul
June 12th, 2021, 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 37179

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

First the EU tried to stop the transport of life-saving vaccines. Then they tried to stop the transport of sausages. It’s embarrassing watching the collapse of this European experiment.

But don’t worry the Brits will always be there to save you from yourselves.
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 1:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 37179

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

Your Honour, if we look at Court transcriptions I believe that we will find that my honorable friend has on numerous occasions used Dr Goebbels as the ultimate source for all matters of propaganda.  So naturally my curiosity was piqued. 
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 12:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 37179

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

What do Drs Cuch and Goebbels have to say about ending up believing their own spin?
by Paul
June 10th, 2021, 5:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Best Beer on Earth
Replies: 119
Views: 37179

Re: The Best Beer on Earth

Sigh…
by Paul
June 8th, 2021, 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Nouvelles de France
Replies: 2345
Views: 114145

Re: Nouvelles de France

I've only been to the South of France twice I think, and both times I got slapped. Well, one was a slap, the other was a punch in the mouth. Happy times.
by Paul
June 3rd, 2021, 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Denmark's Delights
Replies: 205
Views: 27521

Re: Denmark's Delights

I once did a TV interview alongside a gentleman who ran a swingers' club. (I was there to talk about getting the UK's first online divorce. Sadly.) His name was Dirty Dick, I recall. I have his business card somewhere. 
by Paul
June 2nd, 2021, 8:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Denmark's Delights
Replies: 205
Views: 27521

Re: Denmark's Delights

Great story, and great comments underneath. But following links, as you do, I was surprised to discover that Mia Khalifa had been a porn star for only three months!
by Paul
May 30th, 2021, 9:29 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: The vaccines
Replies: 171
Views: 10020

Re: The vaccines

Nicholas Wade is a Cambridge man. History tells us they are in the pay of the Russians.
by Paul
May 30th, 2021, 9:14 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: PWOQF, expected hitting time
Replies: 52
Views: 2248

Re: PWOQF, expected hitting time

Yes. Give any of these so-called "Masters" a question that hasn't been on a past paper and they burst into tears. Even the swotty French exchange student on the front row thinks he's fooling us with his arrogance and body odour.