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by Cuchulainn
March 3rd, 2021, 8:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 2537
Views: 198790

Re: Stupid question of the day

What about snake droppings?
by Cuchulainn
March 3rd, 2021, 8:06 pm
Forum: Forum and Website Bugs and Suggestions
Topic: Spam
Replies: 114
Views: 65933

Re: Spam

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by Cuchulainn
March 3rd, 2021, 4:57 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is democracy?
Replies: 100
Views: 30356

Re: What is democracy?

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by Cuchulainn
March 2nd, 2021, 7:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 2537
Views: 198790

Re: Stupid question of the day

Just keep it as a pet! let it wriggle around the house.

I forgot the tell my builder at the time to not to seal up the roof so that birds could build their nests.
by Cuchulainn
March 2nd, 2021, 6:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Book Club
Replies: 22
Views: 3486

Re: Book Club

As a matter of principle, I buy Italian, German and English editions of my racist books so that nothing gets lost in translation. You can never be too careful with revisionist historians.
by Cuchulainn
March 2nd, 2021, 4:48 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: FIVE hundred years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2525?
Replies: 789
Views: 271339

Re: FIVE hundred years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2525?

I switched my latest book project coding from Mathematica to Python about a month ago, and am so glad I did. While I am a Python novice, I found it was easy to port my Mathematica functionality and more very quickly.  But, what I would like to see by 2025 is some kind of, let's say, Python Virtual ...
by Cuchulainn
March 2nd, 2021, 4:05 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Philosophy of Mathematics
Replies: 412
Views: 58518

Re: Philosophy of Mathematics

You're never too young to learn (and teach) maths, even if you are also blind.
All you need is a WHITEBOARD.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-middle-east-56212929
by Cuchulainn
March 2nd, 2021, 3:44 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Martingale Correction
Replies: 15
Views: 1106

Re: Martingale Correction

The question is now: will you do it?
by Cuchulainn
March 2nd, 2021, 9:47 am
Forum: Forum and Website Bugs and Suggestions
Topic: Spam
Replies: 114
Views: 65933

Re: Spam

I just opened this in a fresh window and was met with a pop-up ad for (I kid you not) fresh sardines and a brand of Swiss Muesli. As it happens, I have recently bought both from our local on-line grocery store (valued customers since 2003) so I guess they must have decided I should urgently want it...
by Cuchulainn
March 1st, 2021, 8:46 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: FIVE hundred years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2525?
Replies: 789
Views: 271339

Re: FIVE hundred years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2525?

How to Solve It suggests the following steps when solving a mathematical problem:     1. First, you have to understand the problem.[2]     2. After understanding, make a plan.[3]     3. Carry out the plan.[4]     4. Look back on your work.[5] How could it be better? OR in 2021 "drive round the ...
by Cuchulainn
March 1st, 2021, 8:25 pm
Forum: Forum and Website Bugs and Suggestions
Topic: Wish list for www.wilmott.com V2.0
Replies: 117
Views: 50099

Re: Wish list for www.wilmott.com V2.0

give support for *.MOV files
by Cuchulainn
March 1st, 2021, 11:10 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: "Best" invention of the 20th century?
Replies: 240
Views: 204981

Re: "Best" invention of the 20th century?

Post IT

Nobody thought it would stick.
by Cuchulainn
February 28th, 2021, 11:22 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: The vaccines
Replies: 116
Views: 5896

Re: The vaccines

And now Verhofstadt criticizing EU bureaucracy. Where has he been all this time? He must be exceptionally dim.

Is nothing sacred?
by Cuchulainn
February 28th, 2021, 11:16 pm
Forum: Programming and Software Forum
Topic: FIVE hundred years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2525?
Replies: 789
Views: 271339

Re: FIVE hundred years from now: can you predict the Software Landscape in anno 2525?

My instructor was Mr. Zappa... and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.