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by Paul
August 25th, 2022, 9:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: MW 648
Replies: 50
Views: 25141

Re: MW 648

Even the i think she’s a conspiracy nutter!!! https://inews.co.uk/news/bbc-emily-mait ... bb-1814934

That’s probably her greatest achievement.
by Paul
August 24th, 2022, 8:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: is twitter for mentally ill people?
Replies: 454
Views: 77992

Re: is twitter for mentally ill people?

tags, I’ve only just realized, this is a cry for help. Please see a good doctor asap. There’s nothing to be ashamed of.
by Paul
August 24th, 2022, 8:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: MW 648
Replies: 50
Views: 25141

Re: MW 648

And yet oddly it’s Conservatives who want to restructure the BBC. Not Labour. So it’s either a massive conspiracy or a disgruntled Maitlis. Another tough call, Cuch!
by Paul
August 23rd, 2022, 4:15 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: The vaccines
Replies: 380
Views: 37728

Re: The vaccines

I need my fix NOW!
by Paul
August 23rd, 2022, 2:05 pm
Forum: Technical Forum
Topic: Discrete Hedging
Replies: 3
Views: 419

Re: Discrete Hedging

PWOQF2
by Paul
August 21st, 2022, 7:55 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 2811
Views: 255612

Re: Stupid question of the day

Hubcaps have all but disappeared, what’s a boy from Birkenhead going to do for a living now?
by Paul
August 20th, 2022, 6:33 pm
Forum: Technical Forum
Topic: Two-factor Interest Rates model: intuitive parameters ?
Replies: 15
Views: 1913

Re: Two-factor Interest Rates model: intuitive parameters ?

Would that be a good analogy for when I lecture about vol models? Would I get cancelled? I would have a trigger warning at the start of the lecture for the sensitive young people.
by Paul
August 20th, 2022, 11:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 2811
Views: 255612

Re: Stupid question of the day

It’s a simple proof, all you need is love.
by Paul
August 20th, 2022, 11:23 am
Forum: Technical Forum
Topic: Two-factor Interest Rates model: intuitive parameters ?
Replies: 15
Views: 1913

Re: Two-factor Interest Rates model: intuitive parameters ?

I understand the practice. You are the TV evangelist who preaches temperance and collects donations while in private snorting cocaine and sleeping with prostitutes.
by Paul
August 20th, 2022, 7:59 am
Forum: Technical Forum
Topic: Two-factor Interest Rates model: intuitive parameters ?
Replies: 15
Views: 1913

Re: Two-factor Interest Rates model: intuitive parameters ?

Derivatives models must be arbitrage-free, otherwise your portfolio bleeds. This is the worst thing that may happen, you loose money without knowing it. The absence of arbitrage must be proven as the first thing. A) If you know your model is not arbitrage free you might lose money, and you might kn...
by Paul
August 17th, 2022, 8:17 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Does the EU have Borderline Personality Disorder?
Replies: 20
Views: 3692

Re: Does the EU have Borderline Personality Disorder?

Monty Python only reactivates when John Cleese needs to pay for his next divorce. His words. 
“The lucky, lucky bastard.”
by Paul
August 17th, 2022, 7:44 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Does the EU have Borderline Personality Disorder?
Replies: 20
Views: 3692

Re: Does the EU have Borderline Personality Disorder?

Where is Monty Python when you need them? Although, maybe we don’t need them. He is doing a perfectly splendid job of mocking himself.
You say that like it’s a bad thing!
by Paul
August 17th, 2022, 6:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 2811
Views: 255612

Re: Stupid question of the day

Just woken up, read that as “France.” So, no, not quite.
by Paul
August 14th, 2022, 8:47 am
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Does the EU have Borderline Personality Disorder?
Replies: 20
Views: 3692

Re: Does the EU have Borderline Personality Disorder?

Zelensky wants to stop EU visas for Russians. Doesn’t want the EU to become the supermarket for dodgy rich Russians. But dodgy rich Russians are the EU’s favourite!