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by Marsden
March 20th, 2023, 12:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 3009
Views: 301913

Re: Stupid question of the day

In my experience, whenever a female friend has returned an unwashed shirt borrowed for some reason, the shirt always seems basically clean, even if returned with apologies that it was profusely sweated in. Now when I wear a shirt for a day, it's dirty. And if I loan a shirt to a man, I'm basically l...
by Marsden
March 17th, 2023, 3:06 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?
Replies: 9
Views: 1038

Re: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?

Were any brown-skinned homosexuals thrown under the bus during this rescue?

Or do you try to keep business separate from pleasure?
by Marsden
March 17th, 2023, 1:34 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?
Replies: 9
Views: 1038

Re: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?

The more I know about SVB the more I think that Jay Ersapah was just a scapegoat. Of course she/he/whatever is a politically correct loser and losers gonna lose but I don't think she/he/whatever was the decision maker for the ALM. On the other hand - who is a better scapegoat than an ambicious 'que...
by Marsden
March 16th, 2023, 1:14 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?
Replies: 9
Views: 1038

Re: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?

Why couldn't SVB borrow against the treasuries they had, and had to sell them instead, crystalizing the MtM loss? What was the limitation they faced? That would at best be a coat of paint over a gaping crack in the wall. And as deposits are withdrawn in a run, they just get further and further upsi...
by Marsden
March 16th, 2023, 1:00 pm
Forum: General Forum
Topic: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?
Replies: 9
Views: 1038

Re: Why couldn't SVB repo out the treasuries?

Get woke, go broke. Jay Ersapah is a politically correct idiot and idiots alway lose money.
Right: blame the Asian-lesbian head of risk management at the $8 billion UK subsidiary for the collapse of a $175 billion bank.

Who's an idiot?
by Marsden
March 11th, 2023, 5:45 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is Sunakism?
Replies: 107
Views: 8110

Re: What is Sunakism?

So in the UK employees in the private sector generally support the Conservative Party? That's a distinct(-ish) difference with the Trumpublican Party, possibly because the UK has relatively pretty well guaranteed standard of living. Just off the top of my head, American lacks universal healthcare, a...
by Marsden
March 11th, 2023, 3:56 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: What is Sunakism?
Replies: 107
Views: 8110

Re: What is Sunakism?

Seems like the UK government is somehow using the same attorneys that Donald Trump has been using ... I wouldn't have thought that many attorneys would be licensed to practice in two completely separate countries, and certainly not many crap attorneys. I'm not sure to what extent the Conservative Pa...
by Marsden
February 26th, 2023, 3:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 3009
Views: 301913

Re: Stupid question of the day

Exactly.
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 9:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 3009
Views: 301913

Re: Stupid question of the day

From Gamal: "He has chosen whites as his enemies, I guess. Did he become white from that?"
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 5:43 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Random Republican WINGNUTS (or RRWs as they are affectionately known as)
Replies: 188
Views: 36987

Re: Random Republican WINGNUTS (or RRWs as they are affectionately known as)

This may be a mistake, as in it should probably be a new thread. But, anyway, the bleeding head Ron DeSantis, the very Trumpian governor of Florida, who is now trying to out-Trump Trump, is pushing a law that would ban Florida universities from teaching any courses with a curriculum based on theore...
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 3:53 pm
Forum: Politics Forum
Topic: Random Republican WINGNUTS (or RRWs as they are affectionately known as)
Replies: 188
Views: 36987

Re: Random Republican WINGNUTS (or RRWs as they are affectionately known as)

This may be a mistake, as in it should probably be a new thread. But, anyway, the bleeding head Ron DeSantis, the very Trumpian governor of Florida, who is now trying to out-Trump Trump, is pushing a law that would ban Florida universities from teaching any courses with a curriculum based on theore...
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 3:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Israel, land of milk and honey
Replies: 855
Views: 60555

Re: Israel, land of milk and honey

Russell's basketball before my time, too, mostly, but his real iconic status arose out of the fact that he was a wildly talented and successful Black American in a wildly racist country, and he never played the game of pretending that everything was OK.
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 3:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Brilliant ideas!
Replies: 37
Views: 4151

Re: Brilliant ideas!

I wonder, given that LED lights don't consume much electricity, if it wouldn't be better to have an LED light on for every smoke detector with sufficient battery, so you can just walk by each and look to see if the battery is done. They finally did this with power lines in some regions of America, s...
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 1:23 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Israel, land of milk and honey
Replies: 855
Views: 60555

Re: Israel, land of milk and honey

Interesting.

In "the States," Bill Russell is pretty much an icon; maybe one tier below Muhammad Ali and Elvis. Possibly the same space as Marilyn Monroe. (Any Yanks willing to second that?)

Basketball player, as his original claim to fame.

Doesn't register across the pond?
by Marsden
February 25th, 2023, 1:14 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid question of the day
Replies: 3009
Views: 301913

Re: Stupid question of the day

Would falling out of a window be considered a short illness?
Not enough information.

Which floor?