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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

June 1st, 2023, 9:05 pm

No clicks?
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

June 2nd, 2023, 3:20 pm

Sounds easier than Spanish. I remember in Junior High what a terrible time I had trying to trill my r's
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

June 26th, 2023, 6:10 pm

In Minsk's fair city, where tales unfold,
A whimsical journey, both strange and bold.
Amidst the eateries, where flavors intertwine,
A curious encounter, a tale quite divine.

As diners ventured with eager delight,
Seeking delights to savor, a culinary flight,
A rumor whispered through the cobblestone streets,
Of polonium's presence, where gastronomy meets.

With trembling forks and curious spoons,
They embarked on a quest, beneath pale moon.
In search of a dish, quite rare and unique,
That held a secret, polonium's mystique.

In cozy cafes with flickering lights,
They ordered with caution, on curious nights,
A sprinkle of stardust, a hint of surprise,
Polonium's essence, hidden from prying eyes.

The chef, a maestro, in his apron so fine,
Masterfully blending flavors, a symphony divine,
He infused the essence, a touch so discreet,
For only the bravest palates, a taste to greet.

With each morsel devoured, a magical dance,
Polonium's presence, a fleeting romance.
It danced on taste buds, like whispers in air,
A tantalizing secret, beyond compare.

But fear not, dear traveler, for whimsy prevails,
In this poetic tale where imagination sails,
For in reality's realm, such fears are few,
And Minsk's delights, safe and tasty for you.

So dine with delight, embrace each dish with glee,
Let flavors enchant you, from land, sky, and sea,
For Minsk's culinary wonders, so fine,
Are best enjoyed in this whimsical rhyme.

-- ChatGPT
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

September 7th, 2023, 7:57 am

Did you also notice chatGPT's abusive use of commas? 
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

September 7th, 2023, 10:26 am

Did you also notice chatGPT's abusive use of commas? 
Can’t string a sentence together to save its life,
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

September 7th, 2023, 5:22 pm

ChatGPT predicted the assassination but now corrects the mechanism:
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In Russia's shadowed corridors they tread,
Where secrets whispered fill the air with dread.
A land where whispers carry more than words,
And danger in the darkness often lurks.

In shadows cast by domes of ancient lore,
A whispered truth can bring you to the floor.
For those who dare to speak against the grain,
Assassination by strange means remains.

The Kremlin's reach extends both near and far,
Where power's grip can leave a lasting scar.
Intrigue and plots in silent alleys dwell,
Where lives are bought and sold, as stories tell.

Yet some still raise their voices, bold and clear,
Defying danger, holding truth most dear.
They challenge darkness, seek the light of day,
In Russia's land where fear holds sway.

But even skies can bear a chilling fate,
Where planes become a tool of dire state.
With secrets hidden in a silent bomb,
In Russia's tale, a cautionary psalm.

-- ChatGPT
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

October 10th, 2023, 7:54 pm

In these cases you probably don't need ChatGPT. 
 
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October 22nd, 2023, 8:09 pm

 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

October 27th, 2023, 11:37 am

Citi Used Generative AI to Read 1,089 Pages of New Capital Rules


Citigroup Inc. is planning to grant the majority of its over 40,000 coders access to generative artificial intelligence as Wall Street continues to embrace the burgeoning technology
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I'm curious to know what do these 40K coders spend their time on on a daily basis
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

November 18th, 2023, 9:26 pm

In the realm where visions take their flight,
A CEO named Sam, once held the light.
Navigating the business sea,
Sam Altman, a captain bold, with a destiny.

With charts in hand and a steady gaze,
Through challenges and stormy days.
A leader at the helm, Sam so sure,
Yet fate has plans, unforeseen, obscure.

In boardroom echoes, decisions made,
A dance of power, in the masquerade.
Sam Altman, a crown of pride,
A throne of challenges to abide.

But winds of change, they often blow,
In corridors where ambitions grow.
The mantle heavy, a fleeting fire,
For empires built, time does conspire.

On a fateful day, the winds grew strong,
A twist of fate, a change so wrong.
Sam Altman, once standing tall,
Felt the shadows of a sudden fall.

The boardroom whispers, cold and keen,
An exit staged, a change unseen.
A chapter closed, a tale untold,
In the saga of leadership, bold.

Yet, from the ashes, new paths emerge,
A phoenix rises, from the verge.
For Sam Altman, the journey's grand,
A dance of power, on shifting sand.

In the echoes of a cornered room,
A story unfolds, in shadows and gloom.
Sam Altman, now free to soar,
A lesson learned, forevermore.

-- ChatGPT
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

November 19th, 2023, 12:08 pm

From St. Louis to the Silicon Delta
From the mountains and the plains below
Young and old workers, peasants and the toiling tenant coders
Fight for freedom with Uncle Sam
 
[Chorus]
Sa, Sa, Sam Altman
Sa, Sa, Sam Altman
 
Sam Altman was a deep sea sailor
He served his time out on the seven seas
Work and hardship were part of his early education
Exploitation, his ABC
 
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

December 21st, 2023, 5:28 pm

Jan 20, 2033: ChatGPT 15.0 takes the oath of office, in a Tesla Optimus Gen 10 body:

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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

December 21st, 2023, 5:48 pm

The new President's dog, "Sam":
The 2032 elections produced, as usual, a divided Senate (half human parties and half AI parties):
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

December 22nd, 2023, 3:22 am

The new President loves to play poker:
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Re: My Dinner with ChatGPT

December 22nd, 2023, 3:29 am

And read to his cat:
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