Me
Do you know the world's shortest joke?
ChatGPT
Yes, I'm familiar with the concept of short jokes. However, humor is subjective, and what one person finds funny, another may not. That being said, one popular contender for the world's shortest joke is:
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
This joke plays on the ambiguity of the word "flies," which can refer to both the verb "to fly" and the noun "flies" (insects). By using this wordplay, the joke delivers a surprising twist in a concise manner.
Remember, humor can vary greatly among individuals, so what may be amusing to some might not necessarily elicit the same response from others.
Me
I've got one with two words:
"Pretentious, moi?"
ChatGPT
That's a clever and concise joke! It plays on the notion of pretentiousness by using a French phrase. The word "moi" means "me" in French, so the joke translates to "Pretentious, me?" It humorously suggests that the speaker is questioning whether they could possibly be seen as pretentious, despite using a French phrase in their statement. It's a lighthearted and self-aware play on words.
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The wsj had an interesting
editorial that ChatGPT is getting us very close (say 5 years) to the AI tutor (the Primer)
of Neal Stephenson's "The Diamond Age, or a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer". I think we may be closer.