Can we have an update on your son's current diet and poo form?
Hi - Julian is doing very well, in the front goes porridge and toast and stew and fruit and vegetables, out the other end comes the strangest mess.
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A very proud Herr KartoffelKopf
Thanks for sharing this with us! Julian looks impressive, but I'm a bit worried that those delicate arms holding him will soon break under his weight
Very thoughtful eyes he has, unlike most kids ("I'm so shweet that my eyes are about to pop out of my tiny eyesockets" - or in fact "I have a fetal alcohol syndrome"; a few weeks ago I sat in a pub next to a pregnant woman drinking beer - denying the existence of FAS is the latest achievement of the UK women's liberation front; a ballpark figure for a lifetime support for such a child is £1mln i believe).
Anyway, Julian is indeed perfect. If you get bored or tired of him, you can give him to me
All the best!