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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 1:38 pm

Gulliver's Travels are excellent, but not 100% suitable for children.
Why not? Children should learn at an early age that politicians are idiots.
I meant the description of Brobdingnag women.
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 1:52 pm

I remember reading Hans Christian Andersen, Alexander Pushkin, the lighter Lem, Karl May, Homer and myths from different ancient cultures, ... and a lot of comics (Thorgal rather than Marvel and DC though).
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 2:16 pm

Gulliver's Travels are excellent, but not 100% suitable for children.
Why not? Children should learn at an early age that politicians are idiots.
I meant the description of Brobdingnag women.
AFAIR it was about looking at the female beauty at different "magnitudes" :-) I perceived it as a comic-pedagogical element. The physical beauty is relative, or even superficial on its own.
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 3:06 pm

Gulliver's Travels are excellent, but not 100% suitable for children.
Why not? Children should learn at an early age that politicians are idiots.
I meant the description of Brobdingnag women.
All human  life is there. It's called satire.
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 7:53 pm

The chapters on the Flying Island of Laputa are also interesting.
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 8:17 pm

I wonder how they changed the name of the island in Spanish editions :-)
I recommend "Laputa: Castle in the sky" and other Miyazaki Hayao's and Studio Gibli's movies for children ("Kiki's delivery service" is my favourite! :-D)

Apropos, do you what Terminator says instead of "Hasta la vista" in the Spanish version?
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 3rd, 2019, 9:31 pm

Sayonara, baby
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 4th, 2019, 11:10 am

In fairness to Laputans, their did invent OOP.

Six Hours a-day the young Students were employed in this Labour, and the Professor shewed me several Volumes in large Folio already collected, of broken Sentences, which he intended to piece together, and out of those rich Materials to give the World a compleat Body of all Arts and Sciences; which however might be still improved, and much expedited, if the Publick would raise a Fund for making and employing five hundred such Frames in Lagado, and oblige the Managers to contribute in common their several Collections.
He assured me, that this Invention had employed all his Thoughts from his Youth, that he had emptyed the whole Vocabulary into his Frame, and made the strictest Computation of the general Proportion there is in Books between the Numbers of Particles, Nouns, and Verbs, and other Parts of Speech.
I made my humblest Acknowledgments to this illustrious Person for his great Communicativeness, and promised if ever I had the good Fortune to return to my Native Country, that I would do him Justice, as the sole Inventer of this wonderful Machine; the Form and Contrivance of which I desired Leave to delineate upon Paper, as in the Figure here annexed. I told him, although it were the Custom of our Learned in Europe to steal Inventions from each other, who had thereby at least this Advantage, that it became a Controversy which was the right Owner, yet I would take such Caution, that he should have the Honour entire without a Rival.
We next went to the School of Languages, where three Professors sate in Consultation upon improving that of their own country.
The first Project was to shorten Discourse by cutting Polysyllables into one, and leaving out Verbs and Participles, because in reality all things imaginable are but Nouns.
The other, was a Scheme for entirely abolishing all Words whatsoever; and this was urged as a great Advantage in Point of Health as well as Brevity. For it is plain, that every Word we speak is in some Degree a Diminution of our Lungs by Corrosion, and consequently contributes to the shortning of our Lives. An Expedient was therefore offered, that since Words are only Names for Things, it would be more convenient for all Men to carry about them, such Things as were necessary to express the particular Business they are to discourse on. And this Invention would certainly have taken Place, to the great Ease as well as Health of the Subject, if the Women in conjunction with the Vulgar and Illiterate had not threatned to raise a Rebellion, unless they might be allowed the Liberty to speak with their Tongues, after the manner of their Ancestors; such constant irreconcilable Enemies to Science are the common People. However, many of the most Learned and Wise adhere to the New Scheme of expressing themselves by Things, which hath only this Inconvenience attending it, that if a Man's Business be very great, and of various kinds, he must be obliged in Proportion to carry a greater bundle of Things upon his Back, unless he can afford one or two strong Servants to attend him. I have often beheld two of those Sages almost sinking under the Weight of their Packs, like Pedlars among us; who, when they met in the Streets, would lay down their Loads, open their Sacks, and hold Conversation for an Hour together; then put up their Implements, help each other to resume their Burthens, and take their Leave.
But for short Conversations a Man may carry Implements in his Pockets and under his Arms, enough to supply him, and in his House he cannot be at a loss: Therefore the Room where Company meet who practise this Art, is full of all Things ready at Hand, requisite to furnish Matter for this kind of artificial Converse.
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 4th, 2019, 11:19 am

Laputa non si è ancora mossa.
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 9th, 2019, 11:35 pm

AI dog?
 
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 14th, 2019, 9:09 pm

Wait - she did it again!
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 14th, 2019, 9:41 pm

The AI asked me to remove that offensive post she wrote :-) (I liked the reference to HG Wells, though.)
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 14th, 2019, 10:21 pm

From The Time Machine?
 
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Re: Machine learning for fun, to pay your rent or whatever

March 14th, 2019, 10:24 pm

Yes, morlocks. I didn't know the word "cuntbag" though :-)
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