My favourite
Perhaps everyone has been brainwashed into only minding their P's and Q's?
Traden4Alpha.
I would give somor, gamal. and gatarek honourable mentions, edging ISM into 4th place.
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"Merry Xmas Monsieur Cuch" is also worth something, right?
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The inflation is strong this year with this one.
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Your Christmas cracker?
I had a killer one:
Q: what’s white and goes up?
I had a killer one:
Q: what’s white and goes up?
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Bitcoin $50,000!!!!!!
Ah ha ha there’s one born every minute.
PT Barnum
Ah ha ha there’s one born every minute.
PT Barnum
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Merry Christmas Cush.
I suppose you abstain from alcoholic whiskey but do enjoy Irish Sihgle Malt for me, pleas.
I suppose you abstain from alcoholic whiskey but do enjoy Irish Sihgle Malt for me, pleas.
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Did you know that PT Barnum was mayor of Bridgeport, CT in 1875. And the last sighting of a shark there was 24 August 1960, so they say.Bitcoin $50,000!!!!!!
Ah ha ha there’s one born every minute.
PT Barnum
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I did not know that.
Trying to think of more quotes from 2017....
Trying to think of more quotes from 2017....
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The literal interpretation of the statements written by a bunch of male slave owners from an agrarian culture more than two centuries ago are about as relevant to the organization of modern society as a literal interpretation of the Bible. For clarity, that would be not very much at all.
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Why have I made it to your name and shame list? Or, what bothers me more, why the last position?
katastrofa
katastrofa
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Just because your god and Trump reject science you really should not feel obligated to share your drivel with us.
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bearish
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P.S. I do wonder if belief in Cauchy sequences is one of the reasons for financial crises. Equilibrium economics is a crock of you know what. Are housing prices in Amsterdam (or Ireland) a Cauchy sequence?????