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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 1:16 pm

Humans were created by a French inventor. They soon started to establish colonies overseas as a moral mission to lift the world up to French standards. God bless France.
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 1:19 pm

But apparently Cthulu carefully collected other Cephalopod DNA first to create a hybrid creature that was mostly terrestrial.
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 1:42 pm

Cthulhu was French? Evil, sleazy, wants to eat everything and doesn't speak English. Hmm...
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 2:42 pm

Does Darwin's theory subsume Cauchy sequences?
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 2:55 pm

Gamal wrote:
Isn't some kind of creationsm logically more cosistent?

of course it is

 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 4:26 pm

Traden4Alpha wrote:
But apparently Cthulu carefully collected other Cephalopod DNA first to create a hybrid creature that was mostly terrestrial.

Some of them smart-aleck college professors are trying to prove that this here ape is your great-great-grandfather.                 

Come back here. Let folks see you.                  

Well, he might be Darwin's uncle, but he certainly ain't yours or mine.
                  

Right, Grandpop?
                  

Just a monkey, folks. Just a monkey.
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 4:28 pm

Cuchulainn wrote:
Traden4Alpha wrote:
But apparently Cthulu carefully collected other Cephalopod DNA first to create a hybrid creature that was mostly terrestrial.

Some of them smart-aleck college professors are trying to prove that this here ape is your great-great-grandfather.                 

Come back here. Let folks see you.                  

Well, he might be Darwin's uncle, but he certainly ain't yours or mine.
                  

Right, Grandpop?
                  

Just a monkey, folks. Just a monkey.
Methinks the creationists are a lot closer to the apes than are the evolutionists! ;)
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 4:29 pm

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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 21st, 2018, 5:52 pm

Do you also have it that you see the similarity of different people's faces to different primate genera? Some faces are gutan-like, other bonobo-, gorilla- or chimp-like. It doesn't correlate with age, sex or ethnicity in any way.
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 26th, 2018, 5:06 am

They are waking up!

'Wolf-like' creature shot near Montana ranch puzzles experts

"State wildlife experts said they have been unable to pinpoint its species."

"The agency noted the "mythical" theories swirling online, including that it could be a direwolf."

"Number two, it's a prehistoric animal, like mastodons and saber toothed tigers; so it doesn't exist."

The Heisenberg Gene?
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 26th, 2018, 2:12 pm

ppauper wrote:
Gamal wrote:
Isn't some kind of creationsm logically more cosistent?

of course it is


This is maybe logically consistent but at kindergarten level.

And logically consistent doesn't mean true - plant and animals don't speak and don't perceive God since they have no intelectual soul (anima intellectualis). Protestants are so uneducated.
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 26th, 2018, 4:37 pm

Gamal wrote:
ppauper wrote:
Gamal wrote:
Isn't some kind of creationsm logically more cosistent?

of course it is


This is maybe logically consistent but at kindergarten level.

And logically consistent doesn't mean true - plant and animals don't speak and don't perceive God since they have no intelectual soul (anima intellectualis). Protestants are so uneducated.


none of which is in the Bible
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 27th, 2018, 8:06 am

Which Bible? There're more.
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 27th, 2018, 8:16 am

you tell me which book, chapter, and verse of whichever bible translation you like it appears in
 
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Re: Happy Darwin Day

May 27th, 2018, 8:25 am

First reply the question. Which Bible?
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