You are like those bacteria added to cement. They wake up at the smallest crack and produce calcite crystals to gussy everything up. That's how you're making my self-esteem concrete solid. Thank you <3I would think that any notion of those thighs being fat would indeed reflect a warped perspective. As the saying goes, those legs go all the way up!
(I hope you don't find being compared to a prokaryote offensive - I couldn't find any better way to express it.)