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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

December 10th, 2019, 6:16 pm

this tread is an absolute joke! (not even relative)
 
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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

December 10th, 2019, 6:47 pm

"What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
    Answer: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
    Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but
              they are removable!"


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Poles aren't removable, but they integrate well if you give each of them two pies (if they want more pies, check if they don't wind you up).
 
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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

December 21st, 2019, 5:25 pm

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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

December 21st, 2019, 8:40 pm

At least she didn't inquire about the grandfather, ummm, rooster.
 
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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

December 21st, 2019, 9:56 pm

Since we are operating at this level, each time I see the last post on the Brainteaser forum (coming up on its three month anniversary) I am reminded of the meme where the cute young woman calls her boyfriend at the office, asking him whether he would like to come home at lunch for a quickie. And he replies... "It's pronounced quiche!"
 
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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

January 27th, 2020, 8:11 pm

Guy Verhofstadt walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
 
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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

January 27th, 2020, 8:19 pm

Since we are operating at this level, each time I see the last post on the Brainteaser forum (coming up on its three month anniversary) I am reminded of the meme where the cute young woman calls her boyfriend at the office, asking him whether he would like to come home at lunch for a quickie. And he replies... "It's pronounced quiche!"
In Kensington a creche is a car accident.
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Re: A serious and good Wilmott thread could be written consisting entirely of jokes

January 27th, 2020, 8:20 pm

Guy Verhofstadt walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
They would never allow in Kitty O' Shea's bar.
www.gettyimages.nl/detail/video/theresa ... /864572330

what a location for a pub!
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February 13th, 2020, 11:19 pm

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