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Re: Gallows humour

March 25th, 2020, 10:32 pm

the fire department quarantined now, so it switched to self service (Brann translated to english = fire)
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Re: Gallows humour

March 26th, 2020, 3:25 am

Can there be droll gallows humor?

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Re: Gallows humour

March 26th, 2020, 7:20 am

He's back...

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Re: Gallows humour

March 26th, 2020, 4:04 pm

Here is my new logo!

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Take care, folks. It's going to get worse before it gets better. But the data, diverse policies, and public reactions are interesting.
 
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Re: Gallows humour

March 28th, 2020, 12:34 am

"In the future, everyone will be an epidemiologist for 15 minutes (before dying a horrible death, gasping for air)."
 
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Re: Gallows humour

March 28th, 2020, 12:12 pm

Here is my new logo!

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Take care, folks. It's going to get worse before it gets better. But the data, diverse policies, and public reactions are interesting.
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Re: Gallows humour

March 28th, 2020, 12:52 pm

How will the middle class get their supply of drugs?
 
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Re: Gallows humour

March 30th, 2020, 3:54 pm

Little known side effect: if you watch more than 1hr of corona virus tv coverage --- your head will explode. Also watch out for this problem with your tv.
 
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Re: Gallows humour

March 30th, 2020, 4:23 pm

Little known side effect: if you watch more than 1hr of corona virus tv coverage --- your head will explode. Also watch out for this problem with your tv.
I drank five Coronas in front of a mirror. Sorry, guys.
 
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Re: Gallows humour

April 1st, 2020, 3:17 pm

 
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Re: Gallows humour

April 1st, 2020, 7:56 pm

 
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Re: Gallows humour

April 4th, 2020, 10:46 pm

the solution can often be found in the name of the problem. Why not simply fry all the corona viruses at the Sun's corona? 

people only thought about the surface of the Sun which is too cold to fry the bastards, and forgot the Sun's corona.

"the corona and a plasma temperature in excess of 1000000 kelvin,[1]much hotter than the surface of the Sun."

Why has no one thought about that before? people are really stupid!
 
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Re: Gallows humour

April 7th, 2020, 8:36 pm

not exactly from the Gallows, but my sister sent this to me for you guys:
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Re: Gallows humour

April 7th, 2020, 10:45 pm

an idiot or my type of sense of humour - the question is what's more likely on Twitter :-)
 
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Re: Gallows humour

April 8th, 2020, 1:17 am

I’m now in so many people’s “thoughts and prayers“ that I feel like a medium sized American school shooting.
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