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Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 2:59 pm

We are dropping like flies at the moment. Please write your own obituary asap, including a few photos. We can then be ready as and when the time comes.

Or you could write the obituary of other quants, in an...tic...ip...ation. Obviously they have to be alive. With (compromising) photographs.

(We are particularly keen to hear from motorcyclists. Include a photo of you riding the machine that will be the cause of your premature death.)
 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 3:24 pm

"He is charging"
 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 3:43 pm

Got Helmet, so you take me off your prediction list! but a bit sad to break mirror on my new electrical motor bike first sharp U-turn with it. 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 3:58 pm

"He's still complaining! He was French"
 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 6:38 pm

Date of birth:
Date of death (if known):
Last words:
Famous for (if anything):
Number of partners:
Number of children:
Cause of death:
 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 9:00 pm

Date of death < Date of birth
Last words:  Faster!
Number of children:  ?
 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 10:23 pm

Got Helmet, so you take me off your prediction list! but a bit sad to break mirror on my new electrical motor bike first sharp U-turn with it. 

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I thought you’d go for something more stylish.
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 13th, 2022, 10:38 pm

too much air resistance in the horns? but could scare off Hells Angles!

if more Wmotters get electric motor bikes we could create a competing club! Quant Angles!
 
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June 15th, 2022, 1:26 pm

Correction" Hells Angels, but yes correct: Quant Angles! 
 
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Re: Please write your obituary asap

June 15th, 2022, 4:55 pm

I’m unlikely to join this venture no matter how stylish the horns, but I’d vote for Hell’s Quants over Quant Angels.
 
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July 4th, 2022, 8:23 pm

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