We are dropping like flies at the moment. Please write your own obituary asap, including a few photos. We can then be ready as and when the time comes.
Or you could write the obituary of other quants, in an...tic...ip...ation. Obviously they have to be alive. With (compromising) photographs.
(We are particularly keen to hear from motorcyclists. Include a photo of you riding the machine that will be the cause of your premature death.)