Dark Matter and Energy finally Discovered!

It was Black Money all the time!
Hidden away intergalactic tax paradises. 
And yes most of it was cryptocurrencies (72.8% dark energy). 
Money is indeed an attractive force!

yes the big trend now is economists working on gravitational theories. 

Makes sense!

Those quasars are actually qubitcoin miners running 24x7.

Physicists are growing ever more frustrated in their hunt for dark matter—the massive but hard-to-detect substance that is thought to comprise 85% of the material Universe. Teams working with the world’s most sensitive dark-matter detectors report that they have failed to find the particles, and that the ongoing drought has challenged theorists’ prevailing views.

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Galaxy rotations from quantised inertia and visible matter only

``No dark matter is needed. The performance of quantised inertia is comparable to that of MoND, yet it needs no adjustable parameter. "

Mystery of dark matter may have been solved by Oxford scientists

Now scientists have proposed a new model which unifies dark energy and dark matter into a single phenomenon - a fluid which possesses "negative mass".
Dr James Farnes, who led the team at Oxford's e-Research Centre, said: "We now think that both dark matter and dark energy can be unified into a fluid which possesses a type of 'negative gravity'.

negative mass to go with negative probability

Mystery of dark matter may have been solved by Oxford scientists

Now scientists have proposed a new model which unifies dark energy and dark matter into a single phenomenon - a fluid which possesses "negative mass".
Dr James Farnes, who led the team at Oxford's e-Research Centre, said: "We now think that both dark matter and dark energy can be unified into a fluid which possesses a type of 'negative gravity'.

negative mass to go with negative probability

""If real, it would suggest that the missing 95% of the cosmos had an aesthetic solution: we had forgotten to include a simple minus sign."

"The tensor demonstrates that when more and more negative masses burst into existence"

so yes I guess oxford is back to negative probability solution as negative mass goes hand in hand with negative probabilities

With negative mass it doesn't need a brain surgeon before we get negative waves.

And negative emotions :-O