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UK going to the dogs

October 5th, 2006, 8:52 am

Muslim constable excused from guarding the Israeli embassy in London
 
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October 5th, 2006, 11:25 am

Its been going to the dogs ever since Labour got into power.....Not long now till UK becomes part of the third world...
 
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October 5th, 2006, 11:48 am

Is the country going to the dogs?Good: the Muslims are afraid of even touching a dog. If we continue this way they will soon abandon the island... unless they exaust our resevoirs with the seven baths they have to take to clean the impurity they received from the poor animal. Once I had as a neighbour a Somali woman and she caused all sort of problems because another neighbour had a dog (which have been used as pets for thousands of years in Europe, but according to this woman we should have changed this habit in OUR LAND for her and those who share her religion), and then she explained to me that if she was touched by a dog she needed to take 7 baths to purify herself... Sounds silly to me, but never mind....MUHAMMAD and dogs
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October 5th, 2006, 12:06 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: BrightDayIs the country going to the dogs?Good: the Muslims are afraid of even touching a dog. If we continue this way they will soon abandon the island... unless they exaust our resevoirs with the seven baths they have to take to clean the impurity they received from the poor animal. Once I had as a neighbour a Somali woman and she caused all sort of problems because another neighbour had a dog (which have been used as pets for thousands of years in Europe, but according to this woman we should have changed this habit in OUR LAND for her and those who share her religion), and then she explained to me that if she was touched by a dog she needed to take 7 baths to purify herself... Sounds silly to me, but never mind....MUHAMMAD and dogsSo that'll explain why there's a water shortage there now.
 
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October 5th, 2006, 1:06 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: BrightDayshe explained to me that if she was touched by a dog she needed to take 7 baths to purify herself... that's probably a whole year's worth for her
 
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October 5th, 2006, 1:07 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: migalleyMuslim constable excused from guarding the Israeli embassy in LondonQuotethe officer .....felt unsafe on that dutywhy would he feel unsafe ? Who could possibly want to attack an Israeli embassy ?
 
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October 5th, 2006, 1:10 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: BrightDayshe explained to me that if she was touched by a dog she needed to take 7 baths to purify herself... that's probably a whole year's worth for herLonger, surely!
 
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October 5th, 2006, 1:33 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: BrightDayMUHAMMAD and dogsso if you were a muslim and you had in front of you both and infidel and a dog, which should be killed first ?
 
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October 5th, 2006, 10:00 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: BrightDayIs the country going to the dogs?Good: the Muslims are afraid of even touching a dog. If we continue this way they will soon abandon the island... unless they exaust our resevoirs with the seven baths they have to take to clean the impurity they received from the poor animal. Once I had as a neighbour a Somali woman and she caused all sort of problems because another neighbour had a dog (which have been used as pets for thousands of years in Europe, but according to this woman we should have changed this habit in OUR LAND for her and those who share her religion), and then she explained to me that if she was touched by a dog she needed to take 7 baths to purify herself... Sounds silly to me, but never mind....MUHAMMAD and dogsWith so many immigrants this country/world is changing ...
 
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October 6th, 2006, 1:04 pm

today's standard"a muslim minicab drive refused to take a blind passenger's guide dog and her because her dog was "unclean". Abdul majekodumni told jane vernon she could not get into his car with the dog because of his religion.islamic tradition warns muslims against contact with dogs because they are seen as impure. when jane vernon complained to the cab firm niven sinclair they told her that what had happened to her was not important and that she should respect other peoples cultures, the cab company is contracted by the bbc and it was sent to take her home after she was invited to appear on news 24.this has resulted in a court case and the driver has been fined £200 with £1,200 costs for failing to comply with cab regulations."You couldn't make it up
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October 6th, 2006, 2:31 pm

as requested...QuoteOriginally posted by: migalleyQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperscottish muslims kill schoolboy for being whiteThis should also be in the "UK going to the dogs" thread. Those bloody bastards!
 
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October 7th, 2006, 7:11 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: BrightDayMUHAMMAD and dogsso if you were a muslim and you had in front of you both and infidel and a dog, which should be killed first ?Pity that Abdus Salam died 10 years ago, otherwise I would have asked him this question. He was religious and believed that the Islamic tradition encouraged truth seeking, kindness, and curiosity - not killing. I suppose he did not spend all his days pondering the above question - though I do know that he used to read the Koran daily for a couple of hours. Oh, and he founded an institute in Italy (now the Abdus Salam Centre), and happened to do a bit of work in his main area as well. Also managed to hang around Cambridge and Imperial College somehow - I suppose not many dogs and ifidels in those places in his days. Certainly dont recall any stories of him killing either infidels or dogs. Maybe this profound question was much too much for his limited Muslim intellect.Ppauper is clearly at a different level of profundity than Salam, the avid Koran reader, ever was. Long live Ppauper!Please, please, share more profoundities with us. We want to imbibe your wisdom. All of you, c'mon share your intellect - Muslims of the world need enlightenment!
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October 7th, 2006, 12:48 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: flairplayI do know that he used to read the Koran daily for a couple of hours. Certainly dont recall any stories of him killing either infidels or dogs. Clearly he did not read the Koran very thoroughly.See BrightDay's link below
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October 7th, 2006, 12:51 pm

Race clashes break out near Windsor Castle White, Asian youths battle with baseball bats where Muslims want to build mosque
 
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October 7th, 2006, 4:49 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: flairplayI do know that he used to read the Koran daily for a couple of hours. Certainly dont recall any stories of him killing either infidels or dogs. Clearly he did not read the Koran very thoroughly.See BrightDay's link belowTotally agree - that is why he was so challenged intellectually. I always knew he was limited coming from an Islamic background.Pity he died before BrightDay carried out his original investigations. But at least I am learning. Teach me more, teach me more please!PS: Do you think he should be posthumously stripped of his Nobel and Dirac medals etc? Cannot just hand em out to Muslims eh?
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