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migalley
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April 24th, 2007, 4:56 pm

Horse leaves 'deposit' in German bank
 
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April 24th, 2007, 6:02 pm

That horse certainly exercised his rights on a put option. But I thought European puts only exercised at the end of the month...Or was that a Collateralized Dung Obligation?
 
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April 24th, 2007, 6:10 pm

are there quants in germany?
 
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April 25th, 2007, 12:21 am

Cow takes 'random walk' in German city
 
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April 25th, 2007, 2:37 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: migalleyHorse leaves 'deposit' in German bankso what was with the horse in the first place ? his way of getting round DWI laws ?-
 
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April 25th, 2007, 10:17 pm

I remember when people from Chemical bank not were welcome in a bar in Oslo, this was after one of the sales guy supposedly had brought a horse with him inside the bar.
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April 26th, 2007, 5:01 pm

Isn't the tranquilizer bad for the baby calf?
 
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May 10th, 2007, 2:50 pm

Computers to Reassemble Shredded Stasi Files
 
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May 10th, 2007, 2:59 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperComputers to Reassemble Shredded Stasi FilesYeah, heard that last on BBC, it will now take 2 years (AI technique?) instead of 600 years (by hand)
 
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May 10th, 2007, 3:03 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperComputers to Reassemble Shredded Stasi FilesYeah, heard that last on BBC, it will now take 2 years (AI technique?) instead of 600 years (by hand)I saw it done in a movie once (so it wasn't real, I know, but still scary).I guess you've got to burn the stuff after it's shredded now
 
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May 10th, 2007, 3:14 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperComputers to Reassemble Shredded Stasi FilesYeah, heard that last on BBC, it will now take 2 years (AI technique?) instead of 600 years (by hand)I saw it done in a movie once (so it wasn't real, I know, but still scary).I guess you've got to burn the stuff after it's shredded nowHow long does it actually take to feed in 16000 sacks of Stasi crap into a computer. I bet that would take 2 years on its own. Never mind the processing.
 
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May 11th, 2007, 1:41 pm

berlin to tax hookers ?
 
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May 12th, 2007, 12:58 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: migalleyQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperComputers to Reassemble Shredded Stasi FilesYeah, heard that last on BBC, it will now take 2 years (AI technique?) instead of 600 years (by hand)I saw it done in a movie once (so it wasn't real, I know, but still scary).I guess you've got to burn the stuff after it's shredded nowHow long does it actually take to feed in 16000 sacks of Stasi crap into a computer. I bet that would take 2 years on its own. Never mind the processing.more on the story
 
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July 19th, 2007, 1:43 pm

zoo faces charges for selling animals as food
 
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March 3rd, 2008, 2:03 pm

blood sausages
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