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July 21st, 2018, 10:33 am

Ten injured after knife attack on crowded bus in Germany
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The suspect is a 34-year-old man who lives locally. Hingst said he is a longtime German citizen who was born in Iran.
 
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August 17th, 2018, 7:09 am




according to one report, she was one of the prizes in a 2015 Ramadan Quran contest held by ISIS. The winners got their own Yazidi sex slaves

This woman managed to escape to Germany (if you've been kidnapped by ISIS and sold as a sex slave, you're a legitimate refugee) where she saw her abuser on the street. (if you're a member of ISIS who owned a Yazidi sex slave, you're not a legitimate refugee)
 
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August 18th, 2018, 6:03 am

 
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August 19th, 2018, 1:58 pm

Ashwaq has gone back to kurdistan because she doesn't feel safe in germany with her abuser there
I'll make the obvious point: if this man has done what she says he has done, he should be deported from germany post-haste
 
 
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September 17th, 2018, 6:11 am

not all you can eat
I think that was a simpsons episode in 1992
 
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October 19th, 2018, 9:48 am

Germany Training Migrants to Drive Public Buses
I can't think what could possibly go wrong with that
 
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December 12th, 2018, 11:43 am

 
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January 5th, 2019, 7:28 am

Explosion outside AfD office in eastern Germany
Döbeln
AfD is the Alternative für Deutschland party (Alternative for German)
The men, local Germans aged 29, 32, and 50, are suspected of detonating an "unknown substance" in the street on Thursday evening.
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On Friday, prosecutors said they suspected the three men were behind the attack, but added that they would not request their detention because there was insufficient grounds to do so.
obviously suspecting they bombed an AfD office isn't a sufficient reason to detain them
 
 
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January 18th, 2019, 11:26 pm

I seem to remember some old signs on the Autobahn referring to rainy conditions: "Ab 80 fahren Sie Wasserski". Perhaps they can be repurposed to "Ab 80 fahren Sie zu schnell". 
 
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May 12th, 2019, 9:42 pm

This story has all the hallmarks of a truly bizarre episode.

Very sad but the mind boggles as to what the hell was going on.  Triangular suicide pact?  
 
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May 13th, 2019, 12:41 am

The most plausible theory I can think of is that an older man looking for fun with two ladies, one of them gets jealous and it gets nasty.
 
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May 13th, 2019, 7:53 am

The most plausible theory I can think of is that an older man looking for fun with two ladies, one of them gets jealous and it gets nasty.
<herculepoirot>but everyone else in the hotel said it was quiet, c'est bizarre, non?</herculepoirot>
 
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May 13th, 2019, 9:04 am

<captainhastings>Germans!</captainhastings>
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