March 10th, 2008, 9:45 pm
Heh, fuckin' pervert. I wonder if he gave his wife AIDS, or just herpes?I guess there is something to be said for surrogate mothers and egg donors, if they enable you to have kids without marrying someone you ain't hot for. Then again, I guess its hard to marry late and get elected.But does this not prove this is one of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to hold the office? And what kind of service would deal with such a high-profile client anyway? I hope they charged him $25,000. At $3000, you can hook any middle manager with a saturday stayover, why send a girl to this kind of potential embarrassment for regular price?From Ann Coulter:QuoteThree months ago, I was sitting with a half-dozen smart, successful conservatives whose names you know, all griping about this year's cast of presidential candidates. I asked them, one by one: Why don't you run for office? Of course, none of them would. They are happy, well-adjusted individuals. Reagan, too, had a happy life and, having had no trouble getting girls in high school, had no burning desire for power. So when the great California businessman Holmes Tuttle and two other principled conservatives approached Reagan about running for office, Reagan said no. But Tuttle kept after Reagan, asking him not to reject the idea out of hand. He formed "Friends of Reagan" to raise money in case Reagan changed his mind.Under today's laws, Tuttle would have had to go to Reagan and say: "We would like you to run for governor. You are limited to raising money $300 at a time (roughly the current limits in 1965 dollars), so you will have to do nothing but hold fundraisers every day of your life for the next five years in order to run in the 1970 gubernatorial election, since there clearly isn't enough time to raise money for the 1966 election. After five years of attending rubber chicken dinners every single day in order to raise money in tiny increments, you will probably lose the election anyway because campaign-finance laws make it virtually impossible to unseat an incumbent.""Oh, and one more thing: Did you ever kiss a girl in high school? Not even once? If not, then this plan might appeal to you!" Obviously, Reagan would have returned to his original answer: No thanks. The campaign-finance laws basically restrict choice political jobs, like senator and governor -- and thus president -- to: (1) Men who were fatties in high school and consequently are willing to submit to the hell of running for office to compensate for their unhappy adolescences -- like Bill Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich. (Somewhere in this great land of ours, even as we speak, the next Bill Clinton is waddling back to the cafeteria service line asking for seconds.)