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migalley
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March 10th, 2008, 8:53 pm

Spitzer under prostitution investigationWho would have believed it, huh?
 
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March 10th, 2008, 9:45 pm

Heh, fuckin' pervert. I wonder if he gave his wife AIDS, or just herpes?I guess there is something to be said for surrogate mothers and egg donors, if they enable you to have kids without marrying someone you ain't hot for. Then again, I guess its hard to marry late and get elected.But does this not prove this is one of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to hold the office? And what kind of service would deal with such a high-profile client anyway? I hope they charged him $25,000. At $3000, you can hook any middle manager with a saturday stayover, why send a girl to this kind of potential embarrassment for regular price?From Ann Coulter:QuoteThree months ago, I was sitting with a half-dozen smart, successful conservatives whose names you know, all griping about this year's cast of presidential candidates. I asked them, one by one: Why don't you run for office? Of course, none of them would. They are happy, well-adjusted individuals. Reagan, too, had a happy life and, having had no trouble getting girls in high school, had no burning desire for power. So when the great California businessman Holmes Tuttle and two other principled conservatives approached Reagan about running for office, Reagan said no. But Tuttle kept after Reagan, asking him not to reject the idea out of hand. He formed "Friends of Reagan" to raise money in case Reagan changed his mind.Under today's laws, Tuttle would have had to go to Reagan and say: "We would like you to run for governor. You are limited to raising money $300 at a time (roughly the current limits in 1965 dollars), so you will have to do nothing but hold fundraisers every day of your life for the next five years in order to run in the 1970 gubernatorial election, since there clearly isn't enough time to raise money for the 1966 election. After five years of attending rubber chicken dinners every single day in order to raise money in tiny increments, you will probably lose the election anyway because campaign-finance laws make it virtually impossible to unseat an incumbent.""Oh, and one more thing: Did you ever kiss a girl in high school? Not even once? If not, then this plan might appeal to you!" Obviously, Reagan would have returned to his original answer: No thanks. The campaign-finance laws basically restrict choice political jobs, like senator and governor -- and thus president -- to: (1) Men who were fatties in high school and consequently are willing to submit to the hell of running for office to compensate for their unhappy adolescences -- like Bill Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich. (Somewhere in this great land of ours, even as we speak, the next Bill Clinton is waddling back to the cafeteria service line asking for seconds.)
 
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March 10th, 2008, 9:59 pm

Here's the little girl whose college money ultimately went to vaginal-wart removal for some bipolar DC streetwalker:
 
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March 10th, 2008, 10:02 pm

For the rest of his life, poor Daddy will wince every time he is forced to say to a waitress "I'd like to order" in front of his daughter.His daughter, meanwhile, will be able to damage any women's reputation with the simple statement "Oh, she's someone my father knows."
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March 11th, 2008, 4:16 am

QuoteClient 9 also is alleged to have paid for the woman's train tickets, cab fare, mini bar and room service, travel time and hotel.I didn't expect them to say the $3000 was for vaginal wart removal...QuoteAlleged to have paid for mini bar.Who among us hasn't sinned?
 
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March 11th, 2008, 12:56 pm

>>Spitzer allegedly paid for the call girl to take a train from New York to Washington>>—a move that opened the transaction up to federal prosecution because she crossed state lines. and the reason why spitzer is a hypocrite:>>Spitzer's cases as attorney general included a few criminal prosecutions of prostitution rings and tourism involving prostitutes. >>In 2004, he took part in an investigation of an escort service in New York City >>that resulted in the arrest of 18 people on charges of promoting prostitution and related charges. interesting that he didn't investigate the escort service which he himself was using....I'm not sure anything's going to come of this, unless the Fed's follow spitzer's own lead and prosecute him.He's already given the standard non-apology apology (in which he admitted nothing and apologized to anyone whom he'd disappointed (perhaps he meant the $4300 hooker because his performance wasn't up to par ?) without saying what he was actually apologizing for).>>He did not say what he was apologizing for and ignored reporters' shouted questions about whether he would resignIn his press conference, he said he would "briefly address a private matter." No doubt he now considers the matter closed.
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March 11th, 2008, 1:01 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauper>>He did not say what he was apologizing forHe is such an honest and sincere man, a real straight shooter.Oh wait, he's a deviant hooker fucker, paying $5000, probably $3000 of which goes to drugs their managers feed them to keep those girls happy in their cages, and the other $2000 goes to drugs they buy themselves. But he really knows how to help a young girl out who is a little confused and misguided, probably with a nice face shot. He must be a great father.
 
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March 11th, 2008, 1:17 pm

lol farmer !NY Daily News: 'Client 9 will pay for everything...'QuoteLEWIS continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe - you know - I mean that . . . very basic things. . . . "Kristen" responded: "I have a way of dealing with that .. . I'd be like listen dude, you really want the sex? . . . You know what I mean."sounds like the genital warts remark might have been pretty close to the markQuoteClient-9 asked LEWIS to remind him what "Kristen" looked like, and LEWIS said that she was an American, petite, very pretty brunette, 5 feet 5 inches, and 105 pounds. Client-9 said that she should go straight to 871, and if for any reason it did not work out, she should call LEWIS. smoking gun
 
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March 11th, 2008, 6:37 pm

From Hillary Clinton:Quote"Let's wait and see what comes out of the next few days," the Democratic presidential hopeful told reporters on Monday. "Right now I don't have any comment. I think it's appropriate to wish his family well and see how things develop."I have never witnessed firsthand people so afraid to tell the truth. Is somebody hiding somewhere with a shock collar?This reminds me of Bill Clinton's moral philosophy. During his first term as governor of Arkansas, he saved a lot of convicts from the chair. When being soft on convicts was one of the things that cost him reelection, he came back the next time and made sure to get convicts to the chair as fast as possible.People will do just about anything to get four hours a month with a cute mentally ill semi-retarded girl...
 
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March 11th, 2008, 8:50 pm

I'm too bored to read through all the legal crap but what did that guy do? Sleep with a hooker? Is that it? Is that why people go berserk, or is there more? did he kill somebody? did he molest a child? did he eat a toddler? is he a godfather in organized crime? Obviously prostitution almost always involves suffering and harm. Personally it sickens me. It definitely is an extremely stupid thing to do if you're in Spitzer's position, but isn't it a bit hard to axe him and his entire career just for that one weak hooker moment?
 
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March 11th, 2008, 9:02 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintI'm too bored to read through all the legal crap but what did that guy do? Sleep with a hooker? Is that it? He is a former attorney general, married with three daughters and the governor or New York who commited multiple repeat felonies. He's a felon who spent over $100,000 on hookers. He did this despite the many lives it would upset if he were caught. He engaged in crimes it was his job to prosecute, and grossly abused his privilege as a public figure and steward of the hopes of all his supporters and fellow party members.If I told your wife I would chop her head off if she took one step, and if she believed me and took a step anyway, that would make her the world's most irresponsible demented compulsive idiot for putting one foot in front of other. Taking one step, that's it.
 
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March 11th, 2008, 9:12 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintI'm too bored to read through all the legal crap but what did that guy do? Sleep with a hooker? Is that it?He's the hardest, most aggressive criminal prosecutor in recent US history. And they have wiretap of him on a phone doing friendly repeat business with career criminals and scumbags who probably break 10 different laws a day!These hooker people are probably involved in every kind of prescription medication dealing, various types of fraud and hustles, money laundering, gross evasion of taxes, pandering, skirting immigration laws, violating state business regulations, and lying to hotel desk clerks, among other things. And here the great crackdown prosecutor and moralist is making friendly with them!
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March 11th, 2008, 9:29 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerIf I told your wife I would chop her head off if she took one step, and if she believed me and took a step anyway, that would make her the world's most irresponsible demented compulsive idiot for putting one foot in front of other. Taking one step, that's it.wtf? are you on drugs?
 
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March 11th, 2008, 9:43 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerQuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintI'm too bored to read through all the legal crap but what did that guy do? Sleep with a hooker? Is that it?He's the hardest, most aggressive criminal prosecutor in recent US history. And they have wiretap of him on a phone doing friendly repeat business with career criminals and scumbags who probably break 10 different laws a day!These hooker people are probably involved in every kind of prescription medication dealing, various types of fraud and hustles, money laundering, gross evasion of taxes, pandering, skirting immigration laws, violating state business regulations, and lying to hotel desk clerks, among other things. And here the great crackdown prosecutor and moralist is making friendly with them!Ok, so it is not so much "mr. clean having fun with a prostitute" but much more "mr. clean having deep connections into nyc underworld"?By the way, there was a similar case in Austria: A tv talk show host. I think the media considered him almost holy. He would comment on absolutely everything, most of the time condemning people for immoral behavior. When attacked he immediately played the race card and all his attackers were dealt with as if they had the plague. Then they found out he had a passion for hookers and coke. Ooops.
 
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March 11th, 2008, 10:36 pm

It just shows how fake the guy is, if he is turning a blind eye when he is not in the public eye.