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April 23rd, 2011, 7:49 pm

I hope I never in my life have to see Stephen Murray speculate on how well endowed I am.zerdna, thanks for at least keeping your obsessive behavior clean.
 
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April 23rd, 2011, 9:07 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: Marsden QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbAs I guessed before you are just a looser and a freak with unlimited access to internet. Republicans might accidentally do something something useful by cutting off your welfare so that you will you have to get a real job as a male prostitute in Tihuana.Just tell me where to send my shoes for you to shine them, tErrrd.You, see mARSEdin your shoes cost less (as pointed out by Zerdna and captured on your picture below) than UPS would charge for sending the object of this size and weight. You will have to say "good buy" to remaining hand to pay for this, unless of course mailman will feel sorry for you and settle for pounding your ass in exchange for US postal services. On the other hand I will buy something nice for you if you share honestly the story of your hand. It's clear that you think jews and zionists did this to you, although sharia law which requires a chopped hand for some crimes is practiced mostly in places populated by muslims. Don't keep this to yourself, Marseden, we are listening.
 
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April 24th, 2011, 10:51 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: MarsdenQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperGovernment should not be funding it, and if the RINOs in the House and Senate have joined the Dems to support ethanol subsisidies, that's another reason for the Tea Party to take them on in the primariesAnd somehow you're unaware of whether they have or haven't? That's not what I said. I said that that it was another reason to vote for the Tea Party to challenge them in the primaries
 
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April 24th, 2011, 10:56 am

anyhoo, guesses as to who that is with mars ? his "life partner" perhaps ?
 
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April 24th, 2011, 12:43 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauper anyhoo, guesses as to who that is with mars ? his "life partner" perhaps ?The little dude with boobs must be his cousin or uncle, judging by the pornographic smile on his face he is in the middle of sharing with Marseden some of his scatological adventures. Another possibility is that he just gave the down-payment to marseden (in the envelope that marsden holds in his hand) to fuck his vacuum milker pump.
 
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April 25th, 2011, 4:47 pm

Well, I think we all know now who the most disturbed person on the forum is, with a few notable runners up.
 
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April 26th, 2011, 8:28 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: MarsdenWell, I think we all know now who the most disturbed person on the forum isThat's quite an accomplishment mars, you must be very proud
 
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April 26th, 2011, 10:51 am

I actually met a guy who gave a convincing story that he was The King of Corn Fuel. His wife and relatives were there, and friends, so he could not have been lying too much. But he said Obama came in, and they gave the Corn Fuel Payoff to a Democrat donor instead. The way he described it, they went from a huge business to no business. I think I remember him saying he was trying to find another market for it - another idiot willing to lose as much money as the feds, just to use corn fuel. But last I heard his situation only got worse since then.
 
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April 26th, 2011, 5:00 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: MarsdenWell, I think we all know now who the most disturbed person on the forum isThat's quite an accomplishment mars, you must be very proudI guess I was wrong. Most of us now know who the most disturbed person on the forum is.
 
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May 2nd, 2011, 2:41 pm

Increase in grease theft due to oil prices
 
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June 6th, 2011, 1:41 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnathis average Joe in cheap shoesThis really stuck in my mind as being a strange comment. It is not something people born in the USA, where even the poorest have TV, car, and air conditioner, would say. I have kept my ears open, and really it is something provincial to BRIC or the third world, or maybe Russia. Only in some shithole are shoes taken as a sign of wealth.
 
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June 6th, 2011, 2:13 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerQuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnathis average Joe in cheap shoesThis really stuck in my mind as being a strange comment. It is not something people born in the USA, where even the poorest have TV, car, and air conditioner, would say. I have kept my ears open, and really it is something provincial to BRIC or the third world, or maybe Russia. Only in some shithole are shoes taken as a sign of wealth.I think i must have made some impression on you similar to the impression you made on Mars. You micro-analyze and take out of context my casual comments. It was said in relation to Mars's comments that he is the most noticeable man on any street. He seemed an ordinary looking and ordinary dressed guy to me, i didn't see why he would be so noticable. The remark about shoes made in half jest is a typical urban cliche meaning cheap look that is typically given by a woman -- you can most often hear it in New York, but also in Hong Kong or Moscow. If it seems strange or third world than you've either have been out in the countryside for too long or just rarely interact with women, maybe your stories about life devoted to housing strippers are not fantasy after all. I didn't mean to imply that your torn sandals don't disguise a wealth or intelligence of Jim Simon, it was purely about appearances.
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June 6th, 2011, 2:37 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaI didn't mean to imply that your torn sandals don't disguise a wealth or intelligence of Jim Simon, it was purely about appearances.Hah, lol, only the imagination of a Russian (girl) could put Jim Simons in the Bruno Magli size 12's of OJ Simpson. You are so sure about this, the old professor? Even money I am wearing more expensive shoes than Mr. Simons right now, in USA most people can afford the same shoes.But I don't doubt you hang out around some cheap, tacky people who hear this sort of thing a lot. I notice in the city, everyone is always broke. This is why all up and down the block people buy food which someone out in the country would not even feed to his dog.
 
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June 6th, 2011, 3:18 pm

QuoteHah, lol, only the imagination of a Russian (girl) could put Jim Simons in the Bruno Magli size 12's of OJ Simpson. You are so sure about this, the old professor? Even money I am wearing more expensive shoes than Mr. Simons right now, in USA most people can afford the same shoes.But I don't doubt you hang out around some cheap, tacky people who hear this sort of thing a lot. I notice in the city, everyone is always broke. This is why all up and down the block people buy food which someone out in the country would not even feed to his dog.I am too far from glamorous, rich, and sophisticated crowd you hang out with, mi amigo, that's a sad fact of my life. Who isn't, anyway. We are all broke here and every rich man has left Manhattan already in the famous exodus of U Haul trucks. Rats, aliens, Godzilla chewing on some leftover buildings, Will Smith shooting mutants and wayward blood sucking Goldman Sachs bankers -- that's the lifestyle we, the survivors have to carry on this island of high rents.
 
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June 6th, 2011, 4:40 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerQuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnathis average Joe in cheap shoesThis really stuck in my mind as being a strange comment. It is not something people born in the USA, where even the poorest have TV, car, and air conditioner, would say. I have kept my ears open, and really it is something provincial to BRIC or the third world, or maybe Russia. Only in some shithole are shoes taken as a sign of wealth.I seem to remember that in C Edward Griffin's scholarly work on the Fed, he talks about the coming new world order and says something like Americans will no longer have luxuries like cars and 3 pairs of shoes