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Cuchulainn
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 25th, 2019, 11:36 pm

Was her name Mrs. Slocum?
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 25th, 2019, 11:42 pm

I'm pretty sure she was Ms something rather, but the accent would be spot on.
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 26th, 2019, 9:50 am

So you gang raped a drunk virgin? Or was it she who got that horny?
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 26th, 2019, 12:48 pm

No, no, no. Neither gang nor rape. Just the surprise lamenting of the loneliness of her cat.
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 26th, 2019, 4:01 pm

That's no surprise for me. She even deserved some bad karma for abandoning her pussy.
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 27th, 2019, 4:01 pm

That's no surprise for me. She even deserved some bad karma for abandoning her pussy.
yeah, that's a no no.
Could she not ask a neighbour to check if the pussy is alright?

 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

August 23rd, 2019, 1:11 pm

 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 25th, 2021, 3:18 pm

Burns Night

Good luck to you and your honest, plump face,
Great chieftain of the sausage race!
Above them all you take your place,
Stomach, tripe, or intestines:
Well are you worthy of a grace
As long as my arm. 
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 25th, 2021, 4:25 pm

One of my favourite dishes!
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 25th, 2021, 5:00 pm

I once spent a week in Troon, Scottish breakfast every morning, including haggis. Met up with Mrs C for the weekend in the capital. Guess what she wanted for breakfast? "Of course, darling, my favourite!"
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

January 25th, 2021, 8:33 pm

Cuch, you are everyone's favourite dish, not just Mrs C's.
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

February 12th, 2021, 9:45 am

 
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

May 28th, 2023, 5:23 pm

 FAAH/FAAH-OUT 
 
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Re: Scotland, land of Robert Burns

October 5th, 2023, 9:01 pm

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Good news indeed.
They must resolve the bottleneck at Kirkpatrick.