December 18th, 2009, 2:25 pm
QuoteOriginally posted by: hungryquantI refuse to believe you wouldn't hit 2 and 3 (from left to right) given the chance, fact is they probably have pretty decent bodies which is usually enough for a guy when push comes to shove. In my experience people act alot more picky than they really are.Yeah, but I don't want to fall into something convenient. This is going to sound cheezy, but I am looking for someone to spend the next 50 years with. Plus, I only expect to have children with one girl, so that is a big responsibility choosing what the next 1,000 generations of farmers might look like on behalf of all my ancestors.Plus I have a lot of pride. I will never get caught guilty of just screwing a girl for the fun of it, or because I was drunk or something. No girls believe it anyway, they all assume I screw everything that moves. But I have only done so once. But I really don't want to be what I look like: A guy who just screws a bunch of hot girls for sport. But I swear every girl I think we are going to get married! Then they have some flaw or screw it up, and end calling up around Christmas crying.You screw some girl who is just cute, next thing it is two months later and you are still screwing her, you have wasted $10,000 on her, you have three new gray hairs, and you haven't got a single new phone number for a potential Mrs. Right.Then you are 50 years old, and the cute girl - whom you have never had a real conversation with and has fat arms - is pregnant, and that is that. You are stuck in prison with a bunch of mute, fat-arm kids and a gas grill.But okay, suppose I screw the girl in the middle. That is too easy, what comes next, eat waffles with her? Go to the goddamn beach?!!?