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March 17th, 2010, 1:20 pm

I really consider trackstar as a woman of class. The point is that for such woman is difficult to find a mate sometimes especially outside of her nearby circle (like to find an employment niche for some very unique specialist). But I truly believe God has some purpose for her life and she has not discovered it yet.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 1:20 pm

QuoteWhy should trackstar buy the cow, when she can get the milk for free. As far as I can tell, trackstar gains the advantage of male banter and online carousing without the domestic mess of keeping some clingy partially-housebroken man. Surely, what men are good for? Banter about herpes and contribute observations on differences of smell between races, obviously. Maybe call each other racists or morons. Once you get a benefit of hearing it, everything else is just dead weight. Track has discovered a male Klondike on willmott off topic. I agree.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 1:25 pm

GoldDedicated to the Men of the Off Topic: you *are* a Gold Rush. Love, trackstar
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March 17th, 2010, 4:08 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: trackstarThe high probability is that I will select a Knight or a King in Germany or Russia and commute for a nice long-distance relationship.Try to contact this single guy. You may be created for each other.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 4:39 pm

Thank you for this selection, TSG, Mikhail Prokhorov is a very good age match for me, and self-made men are quite appealing, in my opinion.He is actually only one degree of separation from me as well, so I believe that he would return my call.However, I can already imagine the whispering behind my back here at Wilmott: "Palladium Digger". What to do about that little PR problem, I wonder?
 
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March 17th, 2010, 4:45 pm

i think Prokhorov is ideal for track. He is the richest guy in Russia, very tall, smart, undoubtedly best looking oligarch. One potential practical problem for their eternal happiness is cultural difference. See, in the US men compete for women. In good old Russia women compete for men, regular men. As far as Misha, there is always ten girls with the looks of Miss Universe available to please him, while few hundred of others are waiting on the bench. Undoubtedly track is far and above more attractive woman, i am just afraid they might outnumber her. I think we'll need to send farmer first, his gravitational pull will clean all these chicks from under Prohorov and track will get in without unnecessary fist fight. Otherwise, there is another good guy available in Russia, here is his picture
 
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March 17th, 2010, 4:59 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnathere is always ten girls with the looks of Miss Universe available to please himYup, they both can't find their true mate. Do you think he is happy with all these pretty Lolitas around him? He is just looking for a woman of substance like trackstar.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 5:01 pm

trackstar wrote: >> As far as farmer's imaginary seduction goes, I must say that you really do >> not know me well enough to make such a claim. You protest too loudly.... I sense a quite comfortable sole-mate kind of body language between farmer and trackstar.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 5:01 pm

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March 17th, 2010, 5:01 pm

How many Wilmott men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time trackstar brings it to the couch.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 5:04 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: torontosimpleguyQuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnathere is always ten girls with the looks of Miss Universe available to please himYup, they both can't find their true mate. Do you think he is happy with all these pretty Lolitas around him? He is just looking for a woman of substance like trackstar.they are made for each other. Most importantly, Prohorov would discuss complications of herpes, islam, and why blacks trash parking lots to no end.
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March 17th, 2010, 5:20 pm

These are all very helpful comments and I will be opening my Russian grammar books later today. Besides offering a man genuine warmth and generous hospitality, I think it is important to learn to speak with him in his own language.To LTrain's point, I am also able to open a bottle of wine without breaking the cork and I can pour it for a man without spilling a drop on our white couch (or white sheets), depending on the occasion.
 
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March 17th, 2010, 6:13 pm

So I am at my office now and checked pictures of Mikhail P. Yes, he is very good looking:But I also recall another day, when zerdna offered me this Russian man:I have been waiting for him to arrive at my doorstep ever since. Perhaps my poor Siberian Tiger is stuck in quarantine.Any way, this is the difference between "Hmmm, that's pretty nice." and "WOW, I MUST HAVE HIM!!!" Apologies to TSG, I truly appreciate your good intentions. ***The thread was call liberalism what it is: womenPlease do not speak to me about Mikhail's $13.4 billion; this was Love at first sight!
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March 17th, 2010, 6:21 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnai think Prokhorov is ideal for track. He is the richest guy in Russia, very tall, smart, undoubtedly best looking oligarch. One potential practical problem for their eternal happiness is cultural difference. See, in the US men compete for women. In good old Russia women compete for men, regular men. As far as Misha, there is always ten girls with the looks of Miss Universe available to please him, while few hundred of others are waiting on the bench. Do they behave themselves properly or push each other and pull each other's hair?
 
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March 20th, 2010, 2:53 pm

Always something fun on the "Off-Topic Forum."z, you should hang out with Stephen Murray. You obviously need to update your flirting skills for the American market. Stephen won't really help you with that; he's more about finding chicks who hate themselves as much as he hates them, so they find his misogynist utterances charming. But I'm guessing that would work for you, too.
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