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Yes, I think WM is one of the funniest guys around.
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Fiorello: Hey, wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?Driftwood: Oh, that? Oh, that's the usual clause that's in every contract. That just says, uh, it says, uh, if any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.Fiorello: Well, I don't know...Driftwood: It's all right. That's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a sanity clause.Fiorello: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause! btw where's Bronto?
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July 28th, 2015, 8:14 am

Quotegood point DaveAngel
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QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuotegood point DaveAngelAnd two good points make a good line, what?
 
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QuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuotegood point DaveAngelAnd two good points make a good line, what?Or a good kolon.What do you get when you cross a komma and a good point?
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QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuotegood point DaveAngelAnd two good points make a good line, what?Or a good kolon.What do you get when you cross a komma and a good point?Two lines of logic.......1. Kommas are bad making them orthogonal to good points. Therefore the cross between a komma and a good point would be null.2. A komma plus a good point would be a semikolonial but cross a between a komma and a good point would be a semisemikolonial or kwarterkolonial
 
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QuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuotegood point DaveAngelAnd two good points make a good line, what?Or a good kolon.What do you get when you cross a komma and a good point?Two lines of logic.......1. Kommas are bad making them orthogonal to good points. Therefore the cross between a komma and a good point would be null.2. A komma plus a good point would be a semikolonial but cross a between a komma and a good point would be a semisemikolonial or kwarterkolonial3.Whatever uses more than two kommas is an enemy.4.No komma shall wear clothes.5.No semikolonial shall sleep in a bed.6.No komma shall drink alcohol.7.No komma shall kill any other semikollonial.8.All kommas are equal.9. Some are more equal than others.
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