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Re: stupid things you heard

May 23rd, 2018, 7:53 pm

"She's suffering from an identity matrix crisis"
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 23rd, 2018, 10:18 pm

"She's suffering from an identity matrix crisis"
Sounds like a bad case of singular value decomposition.
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 23rd, 2018, 10:31 pm

"She's suffering from an identity matrix crisis"
Sounds like a bad case of singular value decomposition.
S/he has probably found out trans-posing doesn't help either
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 7:22 am

Chicago’s upcoming Memorial Day weekend to be the warmest Sat/Sun period in 8 months
What a dumb statement
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 12:29 pm

Chicago’s upcoming Memorial Day weekend to be the warmest Sat/Sun period in 8 months
What a dumb statement
Indeed! And technical analysis of market prices seems to like these kind of statements, too.
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 12:55 pm

Chicago’s upcoming Memorial Day weekend to be the warmest Sat/Sun period in 8 months
What a dumb statement
Indeed!  And technical analysis of market prices seems to like these kind of statements, too.
yes how can one divide Saturday by Sunday? 
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 1:11 pm


What a dumb statement
Indeed!  And technical analysis of market prices seems to like these kind of statements, too.
yes how can one divide Saturday by Sunday? 
Well, it is a 3-day weekend in the US so what about using long weekend division?

Mathematically, it depends on one's weekday counting standards. It might be 6/7, 7/1, 5/6, or 6/0.
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 1:33 pm

Indeed!  And technical analysis of market prices seems to like these kind of statements, too.
yes how can one divide Saturday by Sunday? 
Well, it is a 3-day weekend in the US so what about using long weekend division?

Mathematically, it depends on one's weekday counting standards.  It might be 6/7, 7/1, 5/6, or 6/0.
29. Feb 2020 is a Leap Saturday, it will be the warmest Leap Saturday in many years!
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 7:00 pm

Anyway, fingers crossed. Nobel Peace Prize for two Koreans and an American.

At ease.
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 7:06 pm

An awful lot of people seem to now be happy at the increased chance of war. Perverse!
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 7:13 pm

Welcome to the ultimate reality TV show called "Reality."
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 8:46 pm

"Cauchy-22"

Not sure what to make of it?
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 8:54 pm

"Cauchy-21"

Not sure what to make of it?
Well, he was born on August 21 and died in 1857.
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 8:59 pm

"Cauchy-21"

Not sure what to make of it?
Well, he was born on August 21 and died in 1857.
sorry I meant Cauchy-22
 
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Re: stupid things you heard

May 24th, 2018, 10:03 pm

Right, I was about to ask if it was a prequel to Heller :-)
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