I have a question. Where on this map, near central Oslo, is a safe but close to nature place to live for a couple (a woman and a cat)? I know Norway has a reputation of a country safe for women, but I'm not entirely convinced after the not as cold as advertised attitudes of local Vikings towards me (I'm unlucky to still look quite young and, as I call it, approachably unattractive - not attractive enough to intimidate and not appalling enough to avoid). I've been followed in the street several times, regularly approached about my phone number, bought a month of daily vegan cappuccinos at my fav cafe, etc. Also, when interrogated I'm accused of lying about my professional credentials and "don't look like someone who has a PhD" (do you have certain physical requirements for that in Norway??).
The nice thing, though, is that everyone (apart from bearish
) gets my goofy sense of humour! (I know it's poor, but that's the thing!)