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September 6th, 2013, 9:47 am

I googled "programming jokes" and found a fair few. Here is one that tickled my funny boneQuote Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, ?I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.? ?Very well,?? says God, ?let us see if Jesus has fared any better.? Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, ?B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus? program is intact! How did he do it?? God chuckles, ?Everybody knows Jesus saves.?
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September 22nd, 2013, 8:51 pm

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunHe could tell it was Unix by the horrible frame rate of the X-Windows graphics.
 
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QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunWith multithreading Bob and Alice would probably have arrived at the same time!
 
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July 13th, 2014, 9:24 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunQuoteOriginally posted by: tagomaQuoteOriginally posted by: outrunWith multithreading Bob and Alice would probably have arrived at the same time! I'm listening...Man in the middle!