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Re: Wilmott Quotes

March 7th, 2018, 2:57 pm

"I don't use Python (yet)"  -- Cuch 
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

March 11th, 2018, 10:21 am

"There was no big bang. It's only a model."  -- Cuch 
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

March 12th, 2018, 8:39 pm

"Judo in evening, and programming and gaming at night."

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Re: Wilmott Quotes

April 12th, 2018, 11:50 pm

So many interpretations, so little time!

love natalya -- dude fixated on Russian women
love natalya -- lesbian fixated on Russian women
love, natalya -- kind-hearted Russian woman
love, natalya -- cross-dresser (an extremely cross dresser based on the "invertible matrix" thread)
loven atalya --  dude/lesbian fixated on terrorist women ppauper is afraid of
loven atalya --  player of Magic, the Gathering
loven at all ya -- hitten ya with positive waves, man!
(We should have "Best Wilmott jokes" topic)
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

April 13th, 2018, 8:44 am

What about "Most Clever Wilmotter"? Who are the front runners?
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

April 13th, 2018, 9:22 am

google tells me that "cleverest" and "most clever" are used

if we're voting on this, I suspect lovenatalya will vote for lovenatalya, who will receive but one vote
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 18th, 2018, 9:26 pm

"French was made for commas."  (Monsieur Cuchulain, s'il-vous-plait)
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 19th, 2018, 12:41 pm

Commas are for commaners.
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 19th, 2018, 1:18 pm

Commas are for commaners.
But not for semi-colonials nor the 12 apostrophes.
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 19th, 2018, 3:39 pm

My uncle was a semi-colonial. After he had his appendix removed, he went into a comma and his heart had a stop. They thought it was terminal, but after a pause he started hyphenventilating.
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 19th, 2018, 3:41 pm

My uncle was a semi-colonial. After he had his appendix removed, he went into a comma and his heart had a stop. They thought it was terminal, but after a pause he started hyphenventilating.
LOL. I hope T4A sees this.
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 19th, 2018, 4:32 pm

My uncle was a semi-colonial. After he had his appendix removed, he went into a comma and his heart had a stop. They thought it was terminal, but after a pause he started hyphenventilating.
LOL. I hope T4A sees this.
it is not sure kata has preserved her uncle’s appendix all this time.
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 19th, 2018, 4:32 pm

Colon Explorer.
My uncle was a semi-colonial. After he had his appendix removed, he went into a comma and his heart had a stop. They thought it was terminal, but after a pause he started hyphenventilating.
LOL. I hope T4A sees this.
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

June 20th, 2018, 12:54 am

Cuchulainn, is the poet Carol Ann Duffy your relative?
 
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Re: Wilmott Quotes

August 28th, 2018, 9:36 am

 I'll ask this question on linkedin, where everybody (except me) is an ML expert these days.

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