Isn't marriage supposed to be a wonderful journey together?Why not try speaking Klingon for a few days - relax, have fun! These are good too:"In addition to the Klingon man, there was a woman who said her husband had not spoken to her for 15 years, communicating only by Post-it note."That is quite a good idea actually, especially if you have a forgetful spouse. I would prefer email though."And there was the man whose wife "would without justification flirt with any builder or tradesman, inappropriately touching them and declaring that she could not stop herself."" Ahem, there is one clear way to take care of that kind of problem.And finally, "One petition read: "The respondent insisted that his pet tarantula, Timmy, slept in a glass case next to the matrimonial bed," even though his wife requested "that Timmy sleep elsewhere.""Hehe. I would certainly object to taking "Timmy" *into* the matrimonial bed, but as long as there was a cloth covering the glass cage next to the bed at night, that would be ok. My only rule along those lines: No 30 foot Burmese Pythons in the main living areas please. I am afraid of snakes. A good compromise: hire some game keepers and have whatever kinds of pets you want outside.
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