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April 17th, 2012, 5:38 pm

I have a great news for you Fermion. As of today your food stamps and social security benefits are canceled and you are being deported to Columbia where you will work as prostitute until you die.
 
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April 17th, 2012, 5:53 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbI have a great news for you Fermion. As of today your food stamps and social security benefits are canceled and you are being deported to Columbia where you will work as prostitute until you die.Sorry. I have no desire to join the profession you have sacrificed your body to all your life.
 
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April 17th, 2012, 7:05 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionFor a coprophiliac whore to be convinced, they would have to be able to read and understand English themselves.Fermion has brought such an interesting vocabulary to the forum, including terms like "putsch," "prostate massage," and "coprophiliac." Unfortunately, if such a person wanted to read and understand English, he would have to be able to use singular and plural correctly himself.
 
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April 17th, 2012, 7:14 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerQuoteOriginally posted by: FermionFor a coprophiliac whore to be convinced, they would have to be able to read and understand English themselves.Fermion has brought such an interesting vocabulary to the forum, including terms like "putsch," "prostate massage," and "coprophiliac." Unfortunately, if such a person wanted to read and understand English, he would have to be able to use singular and plural correctly himself.Apparently you don't understand the use of the third person plural in English as a non-gender-specific third person (sometimes generic person) singular -- rather like the use of "one" and "oneself". In fact some languages (Italian for instance) even extend the third person plural as the formal form of the second person singular. If one wanted to criticize the use of English by an Englishman, one might first learn English oneself. Of course the non-human form of the third person singular in English is "it" -- which might have been a better chosen pronoun for you and Errrb.
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April 17th, 2012, 7:32 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionOf course the non-human form of the third person singular in English is "it"Fermion rubs the lotion on its prostate...
 
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April 17th, 2012, 7:37 pm

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April 17th, 2012, 7:42 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerQuoteOriginally posted by: FermionOf course the non-human form of the third person singular in English is "it"Fermion rubs the lotion on its prostate...I didn't know you had a prostate. I thought you were an ant and that I was pissing on you.
 
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April 17th, 2012, 7:47 pm

Old dirty Fermimoron got over excited reading about hookers and came begging for some spanking.
 
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April 17th, 2012, 8:05 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: Errrb[pathetic 2-year-old's attempt at insult deleted]..got over excited reading about hookers and came begging for some spanking.Not from a worm, thank you.
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April 17th, 2012, 8:13 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: Polterthey bring their own cigars ?
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April 17th, 2012, 8:17 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionQuoteOriginally posted by: Errrb[pathetic 2-year-old's attempt at insult deleted]..got over excited reading about hookers and came begging for some spanking.(My apologies BTW to any 2-year-olds out there who felt slighted by a comparison to the Errrb-worm.)
 
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April 19th, 2012, 6:36 pm

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April 19th, 2012, 6:55 pm

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